As if beating a five-term congressman wasn't hard enough, John Jacob said he has another foe working against him: the devil. "There's another force that wants to keep us from going to Washington, D.C.," Jacob said. "It's the devil is what it is. I don't want you to print that, but it feels like that's what it is."
You know that Devil is a devious little bastard. Imagine taking the time to sabotage the political aspirations of some nobody Congressman from Mormon-land. Who really thinks like this? Are you at all surprised that he is a Republican?
Congressman Jacob did get one part right though:
Asked if he actually believed that "something else" was indeed Satan, Jacob said: "I don't know who else it would be if it wasn't him. Now when that gets out in the paper, I'm going to be one of the screw-loose people."
Yes sir, you are so right. You are now officially a card carrying member of the "screw loose people". Well at lest you saw it coming.
Somewhere, Lucifer is holding his belly and laughing himself sick.
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