Jon Stewart has a hay day making fun of my Senator. You are probably jealous that your Senator never gets this much air time. Aren't you?

(Click on the video titled "Dumptruck/Tub Symposium.)

Man, Jon Stewart had a field day with our Uncle Ted last night! I laughed until I almost cried.

And then I realized that he was my Senator so I just went ahead and cried it out.

It Ted's defense I would just like to remind you that....that....well that the man is insane! I mean what do you expect from a crazy person who bathes himself in crude oil everyday before he appears in public. It gives him that crusty, oily exterior that we have come to love. And by "love" I mean be grossed out by.

You know the only way to kill him is to drive a railway spike through his heart. Did you know that?