Armed with a BB gun and a mask, a Joliet man helped a former Jerling Junior High School teacher terrorize his estranged wife for $3,000, he admitted Friday in preparation for flipping on the accused kidnapping mastermind at trial.
Terrell Hill, 32. of Joliet pleaded guilty Friday, striking a deal with prosecutors to testify against co-defendant Joseph Lyon.
Lyon, 48, will face trial in a few weeks on charges he had his ex-wife kidnapped to extort money from her and make her have sex with him.
What a brillinat plan. Except I am confused. Why would you pay $3,000.00 to have sex with your ex-wife? Wouldn't it be a better use of funds to pay a new, hotter girl to have sex with you? I am just asking.
Here is my favorite part: "I guess he missed her," Hill said, explaining the sex. "He told me they had problems — she cheated on him — he wanted to get back at her for taking the house."
So her punishment for taking his house is that she has to have sex with him? I think I might understand why she is the ex-wife.
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