Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Man hires guy to kidnap him and his estranged wife at gunpoint and force them to have sex. So what do you think? Happily ever after?

Armed with a BB gun and a mask, a Joliet man helped a former Jerling Junior High School teacher terrorize his estranged wife for $3,000, he admitted Friday in preparation for flipping on the accused kidnapping mastermind at trial.

Terrell Hill, 32. of Joliet pleaded guilty Friday, striking a deal with prosecutors to testify against co-defendant Joseph Lyon.

Lyon, 48, will face trial in a few weeks on charges he had his ex-wife kidnapped to extort money from her and make her have sex with him.

What a brillinat plan. Except I am confused. Why would you pay $3,000.00 to have sex with your ex-wife? Wouldn't it be a better use of funds to pay a new, hotter girl to have sex with you? I am just asking.

Here is my favorite part: "I guess he missed her," Hill said, explaining the sex. "He told me they had problems — she cheated on him — he wanted to get back at her for taking the house."

So her punishment for taking his house is that she has to have sex with him? I think I might understand why she is the ex-wife.

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