Forget body armor. If you want to be protected from rocket attack you need silicone breast implants. Our soldiers want boobies!

An Israeli woman's breast implants saved her life when she was wounded in a Hizbollah rocket attack during Israel's war with the Lebanese group, a hospital spokesman said on Tuesday.

Doctors found shrapnel embedded in the silicone implants, just inches from the 24-year-old's heart.

"She was saved from death," said a spokesman for Nahariya Hospital in northern Israel. The woman has been released from hospital.

There are so many choice here I cannot pick just one. Go ahead, make up your own joke.

(Okay I have no doubt that those things could stop a round from a tank.)