If you want to know the truth about bears then you need to visit Wikiality courtesy of Stephen Colbert.

Here is a taste:

Bear Trivia

Shit in the woods.

They are godless killing machines.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they hate light, and all other good and holy things.

Roosevelt is also responsible for the teddy bear. The toys were named in honor of Roosevelt when, during a hunt, he refused to shoot an old female bear tied to a tree. After that act of appeasement, this bear went on to shoot Archduke Ferdinand, thus igniting World War I.

When you’re hiking, you should pin a bell to your clothes. It jingles, and that noise makes the bears think it’s Christmas, which they hate, because when they're not waging war on mankind, they're waging a War on Christmas.

If confronted by a bear never turn your back on one. Such a gesture maybe seen as permission to mate.

In the year of 2006 a grizzly and polar bear mated, this is just one step in their plan to create the ultimate killing machine.

Also in 2006 a bear consumed a monkey, this is just one step in their move through the evolutionary chain.

Bears love honey and picnic baskets.

The bear population has increased in recent years, having risen over 3 times its previous level.

You might think it's just elephants, but that's just the bear conspiracy, a bearspiracy if you will to make us all focus on the elephants while those godless killing machines get freaky in our woods!

Bears tend to attend their own walk of fame ceremonies in nothing but a red T-shirt! That's just despictable, think of the children.

Bears are allied with the Democratic Party, along with the Asses.

Bears are the majority shareholders in The New York Times stock.

Osama bin Laden is actually a bear taking human form.

Bears use Tabasco sauce for eye drops.

Bears superficially watch CBS in droves to create a dishonest market sample of viewership so CBS can propagate more terrible shows.

Some people mistakenly think "bear spray" is a bear repellent, so they spray it on their kids. The bears like this because it makes the kids taste a little spicy.

Stephen Colbert will never submit to the bear agenda unlike weaker television hosts such as Bill O'Reilly aka "Papa Bear"

Stephen Colbert is slowly taking over this planet. Well how much worse can he be then the ones who are running things now?