The icecap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic. The genitals of polar bears in east Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants.
Scientists report this shrinkage could, in the worst case scenario, endanger polar bears there and elsewhere by spoiling their love lives and causing their numbers to diminish.
In fact, all marine mammals could get affected by these pollutants, "especially the Arctic fox, killer whale and pilot whales," wildlife veterinarian and toxicologist Christian Sonne at the National Environmental Research Institute of Denmark in Roskilde told LiveScience. These animals bodies also carry extremely high levels of these contaminants.
Okay that is just about enough of this fucking around! I can deal with the droughts. I can deal with the super hot summers. I can even deal with the occasional tsunami. But come on! I am not going to allow my winky to shrink just so you all can drive a giant gas guzzling SUV! That is just not fair!
So I am going to start recycling and riding my bike to work. No more styrofoam! No more spray cans! And no more using petroleum jelly to uh....you know uh....well just no more petroleum jelly!
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Don't feed the trolls!
It just goes directly to their thighs.