Sunday, October 22, 2006

Abramoff is spending his days in prison ratting out lawmakers.

Jack Abramoff, the lobbying scandal figure, has become such a chatty rat that probe insiders say he's been given a desk to work at in the FBI. We're told he spends up to four hours a day detailing his shady business to agents eager to nail more congressmen in the scandal. And when cooperative witnesses spend that much time inside, they get a desk. As a result of his help in the ever expanding investigation, we hear that the Feds hope to keep him in a nearby prison after he's sentenced on his conspiracy admission.

Gee I wonder who the FBI is building a case against. Could it be our fearful leader? Or perhaps his fearmongering VP. Or maybe the fear obsessed Karl Rove?

Only time will tell. I know I will stay tuned.

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