Duck! Cheney is going hunting again on election day. Why do they keep allowing criminals to carry firearms?

Vice President Dick Cheney will spend Election Day on his first hunting trip since he accidentally shot a companion last February while aiming at a covey of quail on a private Texas ranch.

He will be accompanied by his daughter, Mary, and his political director, Mel Raines, who will help him keep track of the election returns, McBride said.

So does the headline tomorrow read "Democrats capture both Senate and House" or "Cheney shoots daughter in bizarre hunting accident"?

"I swear she looked just like pheasant!" Cries an emotional Dick Cheney.

I notice that he is headed back to one of those so called "ranches" where the birds are caged and only released when the VP's shotgun is aimed at the cage door. Ah, the life of a sportsman.