British scientists say that "fat clothes" should come with warning labels that tell you how to not be so damn fat! Anybody else smell a lawsuit?

This is their suggestion for a warning label to be placed on clothes that come in certain sizes.

Printing a helpline numbers for advice with all clothes sold with a waist of more than 40in for men and 37in for boys, women’s garments with a waist of more than 35in or size 16 or above, and more than 31in for girls.

I am concerned for the welfare of people who I think are much too heavy to be healthy but I would never consider telling them to get help.

I guess I am just not quite that fucking rude!