Do I really have to be this entertaining?

Now, you can play it safe along with music! A scientist has come up with musical condoms that apart from being a contraceptive gives you the opportunity play you own tone that gets louder as the sex gets more vigorous.

Different lovemaking positions determine what tune is played by the condom, which also works like a normal contraceptive.The rubber has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

You know if I am giving you the sexual experience of a lifetime you would think that would be enough. But nooo! Now I have to play you a fucking song as well!

This is just too much pressure. I mean what if my dick is tone deaf?

(I cannot help but wonder what an orgy would sound like though. Because I am sort of twisted that way.)