Sunday, December 24, 2006

Santa is dead!

Children watched in horror as a Santa Claus collapsed and died as he handed out presents at a Christmas party on Sunday.

Andrew Robertson was taken ill as the excited youngsters received their gifts. The 82-year-old was taken to a side room and attempts made to revive him, but he was pronounced dead when medics arrived.

I would suggest that the parents save their money to pay for therapy sessions for their kids.

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Don't feed the trolls!
It just goes directly to their thighs.