Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Uh oh!

Soy is nutritious and contains lots of good things. Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you're also getting substantial quantities of estrogens.

Estrogens are female hormones. If you're a woman, you're flooding your system with a substance it can't handle in surplus. If you're a man, you're suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your "female side," physically and mentally.

So apparently eating too much soy can make you a gay man with a small penis.

I eat soy snacks every single day.

This is not a good thing.

I knew my pants were geting looser, but I just thought my ass was shrinking. Shit!

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