Let's take an Immoral minute and look at the ten things that men masturbate to. Only ten things?

This is my favorite.

5. Things You Want To Do With The Person You Are Currently Dating

Its easier to deny to your significant other that you pleasure yourself, then having to explain why this ritual has nothing to do with them, a ritual that began long before they arrived, and who's hallowed and practiced motions will continue until well after they have left. While you may occupy yourself with other imaginings, this is sometimes used as a staging area for you to wrathfully project your will onto the version of your girlfriend who would be willing to "try" that. And hell sometimes you never know, your just too lazy to ask if she'll do that.

If I could just get some woman to do the things that I imagine doing with them I would never touch my dinkus again. Unless it had an itch or something. Or to pee. Oh let's face it I am never going to stop touching it.