Sunday, February 18, 2007

Alabama does not want women to have orgasms.

In a unanimous opinion, a three-judge panel for the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals upheld an Alabama statute banning the commercial distribution of sex toys, saying that there is no fundamental right to privacy raised by the plaintiff’s case against the law.

According to the statute, it is “unlawful for any person to knowingly distribute any obscene material or any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.”

So they are going to leave it up to the Alabama men to get their women off? It sucks to be an Alabama lady doesn't it?

And where will this stop? Will they next outlaw selling cucumbers and zucchinis? Will woman have to be handcuffed to keep them from touching their naughty bits?

Don't these lawmakers have better things to do with their time?

1 comment:

Don't feed the trolls!
It just goes directly to their thighs.