Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Rachael Ray is taking over the world!

She has four shows on the Food Network, including "30 Minute Meals," on which she chops and stirs -- often frantically, sometimes haphazardly -- her way to an easy dinner in less than half an hour. Miss Ray has authored 16 books, and she has a lifestyle magazine, Everyday With Rachael Ray.

Miss Ray's daily syndicated talk show, which runs on Fox 5 in Washington, has been picked up through 2010. She has a line of pots and pans, even her own brand of extra-virgin olive oil (aka "EVOO" on the shows). As a spokeswoman for Nabisco, Miss Ray has her perky face plastered on boxes of Ritz and Wheat Thins crackers.

Just what the hell is "extra virgin olive oil"? I mean what is an "extra virgin"? Is that in case the girl you are with turns out to be a slut that you you have a back up virgin? I don't get it.

Or maybe Rachael Ray is an "extra virgin". That would explain why her perverted husband had to resort to this.

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