Friday, March 30, 2007

Group of Christians getting the number 666 tattooed on their arms and claiming that Jesus returned in 1976. Don't worry they are not a cult.

Dozens of people claiming to be Christians lined up at a mall in Naranja on Thursday night to get a tattoo of the numbers 666.
For many people, 666 is the mark of the devil, but for the followers of the Rev. Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda, it's a testament of their faith and the sign of real Christianity.


Critics of the Growing In Grace church say De Jesus is a fraud -- a former heroin addict, who has had multiple identities and supports a lavish lifestyle, which includes expensive convertibles, flashy rings and Rolex watches, with church donations.

"So you and the other followers believe that Jesus Christ was resurrected in Puerto Rico in the 1970s?" Llamas asked Carmen Gonzalez, who got the 666 tattoo.

"Yes, 1976. It will sound strange to some people because what they're expecting is a man to come out of the sky with wings and all that. But it's not like that," Gonzalez said.

Now I know waht you are thinking. You are thinking that this is clearly a weird Christian cult. But you are incorrect. How do I know? Well because of this: "We are not part of a cult. We were taught according to what is written in the Bible -- the black book because everybody fears it," Rivas said.

See?

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:30 PM

    NIGGAAAA PRIMERAMENTE TU NO SABES HABLAR BIEN EL INGLES, SI FUERAS JESUS HABLARIAS CUALQUIER IDIOMA EN EL MUNDO. # 2 JESUS NO NECESITA PEDIR DINERO, EL ES EL REY DEL UNIVERSO. Y #3 ERES DEMASIADO DE FEO PARA SER JESUS. Y PARA RECORDARTE POR SI SE LE OLVIDO, EN LA BIBLIA DICE QUE HAY DE AQUEL QUE CAMBIE, QUITE O AÑADA DEL LIBRO SAGRADO. Y PA FINALIZAR JESUS TOMABA VINO QUE EL CREABA DEL BUENO. NO DEL QUE TU TE TOMAS QUE COMPRAS EN ABC.
    PUERCO.

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  2. Babel Fish translation of the above:
    NIGGAAAA FIRSTLY YOUR YOU DO NOT KNOW TO SPEAK THE INGLES WELL, IF YOU WERE JESUS HABLARIAS ANY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD # 2 JESUS DOES NOT NEED TO REQUEST MONEY, IS THE KING OF THE UNIVERSE. And #3 YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF UGLY FOR BEING JESUS. And FOR RECORDARTE IN CASE HIM FORGETFULNESS, IN The BIBLE SAYS THAT THERE IS OF WHICH IT CHANGES, IT CLEARS Or YEAR Of The SACRED BOOK. And PA TO FINALIZE JESUS TOOK WINE THAT CREATED Of the GOOD One. NOT FROM THAT YOUR YOU TAKE YOURSELF THAT ABC PURCHASES. PIG.

    I think you've been insulted.

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  3. Anonymous5:12 PM

    No one from any religion can deny that this world belongs to God.
    Wait til the world realizes that God Chose a new veil, like he did with Jesus of Naz, His name is Jose Luis De Jesus! He is God on Earth. You will know by the growth of his church. He didn't come to die, He came to transform our minds with the wisdom of the 666 and the Angelic Covering, where everything is provided for by believing and confessing this truth daily, He also came to transform our bodies from mortal to immortal 1Cor 15:53-54 cegenglish.com

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  4. Anonymous9:48 PM

    666 is fuckin shit!!! and actually 666 IS satanic and anti-christ symbol in holy bible

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  5. Anonymous7:37 PM

    MOTHERFUKERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    U GUYS MUST BE THE MOST STUPIDEST EOPLE ON THE PLANET THINKING THT FUKN JOSE LUIS MIRANDA IS JESUS NIGGA FUK THT SHYT THT MOTHERFUKN AINT NUTHNG BUT THE DEVIL IN PERSON SERIOUSLY.....HE CANT DO MIRACLE HE CAN WALK OVER WATER HE CANT DO SHYTTT THTH MOTHERFUKER IS WEAK ND I REALLY HOPE HE READS THISSSSSSSS CUZ LIKE FO REALZ HE CAN DO BETTR THEN THT HOW IS HE GOING TO SAY AT FRST HE JESUS THEN THE DEVIL HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUMBASS HAS TO B STUPDDDDDD....HE JUS TRYN TA MAKE HIMSELF FAMOS ND RIP U DUMB ASS FUKZ OFFFF LOL.....IF U GUYS THNK THT THE THREE 6Z ARE A SPIRITUAL SIGN THEN GO HEAD TATOO IT BUT THEN LET ME C UL WEN JESUS COMES ND U DUMBASSES ARE DOWN THERE WITH UR FAKE JESUS IN HELLLL........IN CASE U FUKERSDIDNT NO IF U TATOEE THOSE NUMBERS U ARE CONDEMENED BUT U NO U GUYS LIKE THOSE NUMBER SO YAA DO IT U WILL B SORRY SOONER OR LATER=]

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  6. Anonymous3:04 PM

    YOU PEOPLE THAT COME ON HERE AND COMMENT ARE RIDICULOUS FIRST OF EVERYBODY HAS FREE WILL TO BELIEVE WHAT THE WANT HOW THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT TO BELIEVE IT.SO IF PEOPLE WANT TO BELIEVE THIS JACKASS IS CHRIST SO BE IT.SECOND THING IS FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS THE BIBLE HAS BEEN MISINTERPRETED SO THE FACT THAT THESE PEOPLE SAY OOO CHRIST CAME BACK IN THE 70'S SHOULD REALLY NOT SURPRISE ANYONE IM 23 AND FROM WHAT I REMEMBER CHRIST BEEN COMING BACK SINCE 96.FINALLY FOR ALL YOU MORONS OUT THERE WHO FAILED READING AND ENGLISH IN SCHOOL THE MAN CLEARLY STATES HE IS THE ANTICHRIST NOT JESUS CHRIST AND FOR THAT REASON ALL YOU COMMENTS HERE ARE INVALID.THE BIBLE CLEARLY STATES THAT A MAN WILL OFFER PEACE ALL OVER THE WORLD AND DECLARE HIMSELF AS THE [ANTICHRIST] HAVE FUN COMMENTING AND RIDICULING SOMETHING YALL KNOW JACK MIELDA ABOUT

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