List of Top Ten sexiest news anchors has Stephen Colbert as number 2.

2. Stephen Colbert, The Colbert ReportSure, he lacks functional cleavage and, in his hermetically sealed suits, flashes less skin than Diane Sawyer. But shame on you, liberal media, to tell us that an individual born without what you insist on calling a "vagina" can’t be as sexy as a Joy Behar or a Helen Thomas? Hard-left media arbiters of sexy, you’re on notice.

Stephen is also the only dude on the list.

There were a lot of girls from ESPN which makes me think that some beer soaked sports junkie probably put the list together. But at least he was sober enough to make Melissa Theuriau his number one choice. The woman is beyond luscious!