Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Northwest may not provide peanuts anymore, but they do provide a DNA sample.

An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.

It happened on the redeye Monday morning from Seattle to Minneapolis. The woman was headed back to college.

Near the end of the flight, the FBI said Gonzalez sat next to the woman as she was trying to sleep. He touched her, which she described as spooning, lifted her shirt and then got up and left. Court documents said she felt a warm fluid on her back, clothes and seat after he walked away. She told the officers he had ejaculated on her.

The old "I was totally minding my own business, when the guy splooged on me for know reason" story. Who has not heard that one?

My question is, if the woman felt him playing with her shirt why did she not stop him, or call for a flight attendant before he "moistened" her? It just seems a little fishy. Of course I am a horribly cynical person.

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