Evil Karl Rove is caused pain by Sheryl Crow's righteous touch.

This is comes to us from Laurie David and Sheryl Crow posting over at Huffington Post.

We asked Mr. Rove if he would consider taking a fresh look at the science of global warming. Much to our dismay, he immediately got combative. And it went downhill from there.

Anger flaring, Mr. Rove immediately regurgitated the official Administration position on global warming which is that the US spends more on researching the causes than any other country.We felt compelled to remind him that the research is done and the results are in. Mr. Rove exploded with even more venom. Like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum, Mr. Rove launched into a series of illogical arguments regarding China not doing enough thus neither should we. (Since when do we follow China's lead?)

In his attempt to dismiss us, Mr. Rove turned to head toward his table, but as soon as he did so, Sheryl reached out to touch his arm. Karl swung around and spat, "Don't touch me." How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow? Unphased, Sheryl abruptly responded, "You can't speak to us like that, you work for us." Karl then quipped, "I don't work for you, I work for the American people." To which Sheryl promptly reminded him, "We are the American people."

I wonder if Karl was nursing the pain in that arm for the rest of the night. When you are surrounded by people who are payed to agree and fawn over your every word how painful must it be to be confronted by the naked truth in the lovely visage of the luminous Sheryl Crow?

And how hot is Sheryl Crow these days? I swear she is getting hotter every year.

My favorite quote from this article is this one: Unphased, Sheryl abruptly responded, "You can't speak to us like that, you work for us." Karl then quipped, "I don't work for you, I work for the American people." To which Sheryl promptly reminded him, "We are the American people."

So as if she was not beautiful enough Sheryl says something that fills my heart with love. I am going to have to by me a new CD today.