I really have no choice but to post this. Finally a museum that I will not find boring!

A SPANKOMETER, an orgasm tunnel and a giant wall of willies - roll up, roll up, for the world's first-ever 'sex theme park', opening today in London.

As you wander around, kissing and massage tutorials play on TVs while a range of sex toys sit in a glass cabinet waiting for you to have a feel.You're encourage to pick up and play with silicone boob implants and a fake testicle.

Several items are considered a bit too dangerous to hold - such as the vibrator hooked up to a power drill.

Around the corner, another set of dummies await with the inner workings of their privates on show so you can search for the G-spot.

Locate it and your model lets out an almighty moan. Meanwhile, you get a wink from your other half.

Of course I don't need any of this instruction since I know everything about pleasure, "cough cough", but I know that this will be very instructional for some people.

What a great game! Hit the erogenous zone and a light flashes to let you know that you found it! Why don't women come equipped like that? You know not for me, but the poor bastards that might need the input.