Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.
Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
One square? I have no bathroom functions where one square of toilet paper would suffice. I am a man! So we are talking shaking it off or scraping it off. And trust me sister one square of toilet paper would not even make a dent in the sludge that accumulates on my hind quarters.
Now I will change a light bulb, ride my bike, eat organic foods, and keep the heat turned down in my house to help save the environment, but I will never walk around with my underwear stuck fast to my asshole just to save a tree! I mean let's be reasonable!
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