Alaskan astronaut, who was involved in the infamous Nasa love triangle, is fired.

The U.S. space agency has dismissed the male astronaut involved in a love triangle that led to a bizarre confrontation between a female astronaut and another woman in a Florida airport, a spokesman said on Friday.


William Oefelein, 42, who admitted to an affair with fellow astronaut Lisa Nowak that began when both were married, is being sent back to the U.S. Navy effective June 1, a NASA Johnson Space Agency spokesman said. He was told Wednesday.

You know I feel bad that Mr. Oefelein has lost what must thave been a dream job for him, but what did he expect?

I mean he is an Alaskan man! It has been well established that Alaskan men are the most virile, attractive, and alluring men on the planet.

Hell we even have a magazine named after us!

So NASA should have known that putting a sexual magnet like Oefelein in the astronaut program would have caused some friction among the female staff. It is like throwing steak into kennel full of sled dogs. You just know it is not going to be pretty.

I mean these guys are scientists! Couldn't they have done some research?

All they would have had to do is talk to some of our sexually exhausted Alaskan females.