Oh this makes me SO happy!

Coy Privette, a retired Baptist pastor, conservative lawmaker and outspoken advocate for Christian groups, was charged Thursday with paying a prostitute for sex acts.

The 74-year-old Cabarrus County commissioner was arrested at his home in Kannapolis early Thursday.

If you check out the picture of the old fart you almost want to say "good for you!" But then you read this:

Privette, a prominent Republican with a 30-year career, is one of the state's most vocal opponents against alcohol sales and legal gambling. He also serves on the State Baptist Convention of North Carolina and as president of the Christian Action League of North Carolina.

And then you just have to say "take that you hypocritical son-of-a-bitch!"

But damn here he is a 74 year old still wanting to get his winky waxed. That part just makes me feel good about my future.