Monday, August 27, 2007

Another closeted Republican Senator arrested for being naughty in a mens room.

Roll Call is reporting that Sen. Larry Craig, an Idaho Republican, was arrested earlier this summer in a men's room at the Minneapolis airport by an undercover officer investigating complaints about sexual activity. The Capitol Hill newspaper says it obtained the arrest report.

You just HAVE to read Craig's explanation for his behavior. It is a riot!

I sometimes feel badly for these guys. They decide, probably due to a small town environment and conservative parents, to hide who they really are and then spend their whole lives struggling with urges and desires that they find morally repugnant.

It must be a kind of living hell.

Unfortunately it is much harder to forgive anybody for these stances: Strongly Opposes Same-sex domestic partnership benefits. YES on prohibiting same-sex marriage. NO on prohibiting job discrimination sexual orientation. NO on expanding hate crimes to include sexual orientation. NO on adding sexual orientation to definition of hate crimes. YES on constitutional ban of same-sex marriage.

4 comments:

  1. whelp....he wasn't asking for toilet paper...that is for sure....great post about a slimey person...

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  2. But Enigma, he poops with "a wide stance". He was not trying to get the other guy to play slap and tickle with him. It is all a giant misunderstanding.

    God I just love the Republicans!

    I don't know who writes for the Daily Show and the Colbert Report, but I have to say that they are just stealing the money these days. I mean the comedy just writes itself.

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  3. and they are on Vacation this week....wahhhhh....

    Wide Stance ...that is special....

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  4. I just looked up "masochist" in the dictionary. It says, "See Republican".

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