Bad news, the Baptists are determined to keep creating the dumbest voters in American history. I guess the Republicans would call this good news.

Convinced that God has been erased from public schools, Southern Baptists are now working to open their own schools, where Jesus is writ large and Bible study is part of the daily curriculum.

Church leaders are not calling for a wholesale exodus from public schools, which would be a monumental hit, considering that Southern Baptists make up the nation's largest Protestant denomination with 16 million members.

Rather, they talk about alternatives to public schools capable of educating a new generation ready and willing to advocate for biblical principles rather than popular culture.

I am going to beat Bill Maher to the punch on this one.

New Rule: If you have not graduated from public school or an accredited private school in which the answer to every other question is not "God made it", you may not vote in this country.

I mean come on we all have to live with the paste eating morons that these damn hillbillies keep electing! It is just not fair to those of us who have more then a handful of brain cells to rub together.

Do you know what you get when you keep your kids from getting a sound education? You get Miss Teen South Carolina, that is what you get!



Oh God, make her stop talking!