Giuliani has surrounded himself with advisors who think the Bush Doctrine didn’t go nearly far enough.

It looks like many of the conservatives are not exactly warming up to Giuliani.

I don't really spend much time worrying about the Republican candidates for President. They seem like the crappy fighter that the boxing champion lines up so that his fans can see him beat the man into a bloody mess.

The Republicans are just not contenders this time around.

But if they were, have you ever seen a more motley crew?

You have Giuliani, and his constant banging of the 9-11 drum.

Then there is Mitt Romney who simply cannot tell the truth, whether it be about his NRA endorsement (Did not happen) or his recollection that his daddy marched with Martin Luther King (Also did not happen).

Or Fred Thompson who seems to plan his press appearances around his rigorous napping schedule. (Perhaps having a hot young trophy wife and running for President is a little too much stimulus for a man of his age.)

John McCain who without a doubt has the best resume of any other candidate (On both sides actually), but whose unwavering support for the Iraq war has crippled him beyond all possible hope.

Mike Huckabee, who apparently has the endorsement of God, is currently enjoying a surge in Iowa. But I think that after anointing George Bush in 2000, God's judgement is seriously being questioned. And as I have said before, President Huckabee? Really?

Then we have Duncan Hunter, who claimed that it was impossible that we were mistreating the prisoners in Gitmo based on the great menu selection they enjoyed. "Here is your Fillet Mignon with a side of waterboarding. Would you like to see the wine list?"

Last but not least we have Ron Paul. Ron Paul raised the most money EVER in a single day. I love to watch the pundits act like they just don't understand how Paul gets so much support. Could it be because he is the MOST outspoken opponent of the Iraq war? On either side? Fortunately he is a little too "Ross Perot" to be taken seriously.

But none of this matters one little bit since not one of the Republican candidates has a snowball's chance in hell of being elected. Quite literally the Democrats could run a ticket of Mickey Mouse and Goofy and walk away with this one.

Unless we totally screw up and nominate Hillary. She is our weak link.