A man accused of attempting an armed robbery with what appears to have been a spork was arrested Monday night, when police say they placed him at the scene of the crime through the use of KFC bags, according to Anchorage police.I don't know who to be more embarrassed by here. The guy who used a plastic eating utensil to rob somebody, or the person who felt threatened by the five inch piece of plastic with no sharp edges.
Where are the REAL Alaskans? I have seen disagreements over studded tires vs chains settled by an ass kicking in the alley behind a bar. I have seen women picking up sled dogs and shoving them into a tiny kennel, one after the other, without breaking a sweat. Real Alaskans are not threatened by a spork!
Hell real Alaskans will not even EAT with a spork!
If this kind of thing keeps up I may have to move.
OK that was wierd (above)! almost made me forget that the thought of a spork in the eye is pretty scary and may redeam your fear that alaskans are turning too genteel. in fact, I don't think the word genteel and alaskan has ever been used in the same sentence.
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