Wednesday, February 27, 2008

One of the points of pride that I have as an Alaskan is our impressive number of criminal masterminds.

A man accused of attempting an armed robbery with what appears to have been a spork was arrested Monday night, when police say they placed him at the scene of the crime through the use of KFC bags, according to Anchorage police.

I don't know who to be more embarrassed by here. The guy who used a plastic eating utensil to rob somebody, or the person who felt threatened by the five inch piece of plastic with no sharp edges.

Where are the REAL Alaskans? I have seen disagreements over studded tires vs chains settled by an ass kicking in the alley behind a bar. I have seen women picking up sled dogs and shoving them into a tiny kennel, one after the other, without breaking a sweat. Real Alaskans are not threatened by a spork!

Hell real Alaskans will not even EAT with a spork!

If this kind of thing keeps up I may have to move.

1 comment:

  1. OK that was wierd (above)! almost made me forget that the thought of a spork in the eye is pretty scary and may redeam your fear that alaskans are turning too genteel. in fact, I don't think the word genteel and alaskan has ever been used in the same sentence.

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