Sunday, March 02, 2008

The only way I would support Hillary for President is to keep her from doing this.

Robert Porter wants Senator Clinton to pose in the nude for a "series of tasteful, artistic nude photos." He wants it so much that he's willing to pay her $750,000 [now upped to $1,000,000].

Well I guess there is nothing wrong with a sixty year old woman posing in the nu......NO, NO, I am lying! NOBODY wants to see Hillary in the buff! Not even Bill!

But I am sure she is a lovely per....NO, NO, I am lying again! She is a cold calculating woman who has made every decision in her life based on furthering her selfish agenda!

There! I said it!

I have to go lie down now. I found this story to be VERY upsetting.

3 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Well, Gryphen, there is nothing on this earth that could get me to vote for Hillary Clinton.

    Nothing.

    If the Clinton machine smashes the DNC and successfully seats the delegates from Florida and Michigan, then I simply won't vote.

    I can wait it out until 2012 and Al Gore entering the race.

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  2. Have you ever seen some of those "tasteful artistic nude photos" of older women? After they've lowered the lights & covered the camera lens with 20 silky sheets, not to mention disguised all of the odd lumpy body bits, you wouldn't even recognize it was Hillary. I know some women who've had these "portraits" done. They proudly display them as artwork. If she would hang one of these in the WH as her official presidential portait, it's almost enough to make me want her there. NOT! GAAAAH! My brain is squinting, trying to avoid the mental image ...

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  3. Well gee thanks d.k., here I had successfully kept my mind form forming a mental image and you come along and blow that all to hell.

    And Christopher I am pretty confident that not only will you get to vote, you will get to vote for the BEST possible candidate.

    I ma all about hope today.

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