Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Just how did this religion come to dominate the world?

If millions of Christians suddenly disappear from the face of the Earth as the opening act for Armageddon, Threat Level thinks most nonbelievers will be too busy freaking the hell out to check their e-mail. But if they do log in, now they can be treated to some post-Rapture needling from their missing friends and loved ones, courtesy of web startup YouveBeenLeftBehind.com.

For just $40 a year, believers can arrange for up to 62 people to get a final message exactly six days after the Rapture, that day when -- according to Christian end times dogma -- Christians will be swept up to heaven, while doubters are left behind to suffer seven years of Tribulation under a global government headed by the Antichrist.

Here is my bitch. I have already suffered seven years under the Anti-Christ and yet all of the fundies are still here! That simply is not fair dammit!

And by the way if this particular Christian fantasy WERE ever to take place, I probably would not be checking my e-mail. I would be too busy walking around and laughing at all of the holier then thou assholes who did not get swept up. That would probably take several weeks of my time.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:20 PM

    Millions of Christians leaving at one time? WOW, is that a threat? or a promise? It would certainly loosen up the ailing job/food and housing markets for the rest of us.

    Did they give a date? ;)

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  2. Anonymous5:45 PM

    just so you know, that's a very American view of the Rapture and not held by a lot of Christians outside of the USA.

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