Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Well if THEY can do it....

Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following news that a local man saw an image of the Big-Bang in a piece of toast. Atheist Donald Chapman, 36, told local newspaper, "The Huddlesfield Express" that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye.

"I was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a fairly typical small hole in the bread surrounded by a burnt black ring. However the direction and splatter patterns of the crumbs and the changing shades emanating outwards from the black hole were very clearly similar to the chaotic-dynamic non-linear patterns that one would expect following the Big-Bang". "It's the beginning of the world" he added excitedly.

This simply cracked me up.

3 comments:

  1. Hi there. I started 'following' people from Enigma's' (and she's gotta be a good judge of character [g]) anyhow.. just when you think only the superstitious religious can see God like patterns.. but you're right, it's kinda funny!

    Ingrid

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  2. Thanks of all of your comments in this and the posts below.

    I always enjoy getting new visitors.

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  3. Anonymous6:19 AM

    I've seen the Flying Spaghetti Monster in my plate of spaghetti and meatballs but didn't make a big deal out of it.

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