A British man is begging medical experts for help after he started turning into a woman.
Pub singer Terry Wright, 60, said children in his Birmingham neighbourhood had started taunting him with shouts of "she-man" after he started losing his beard and hair and began developing breasts and smooth skin about 10 years ago, The Sun newspaper reported.
“I am a man, not a woman. And I do not want to be a woman. I just want to get my life back to normal,” Mr Wright told the paper.
And the really scary part of this story is you have no idea what may have started his slide into chickhood.
It could have been when he started having his back waxed, or his eyebrows tweezed, or he gave in and took his wife to a chick flick, or maybe he found himself crying at those Kleenex commercials, or perhaps he innocently took up scrapbooking. Like I said , it could be anything.
Well whatever started this process it is pretty clear what Mr. (Ms?) Wright needs to do now.
He (She?)needs to start hitting the nudie bars, the monster truck rallies, and watch a couple of back to back Bruce Willis movies.
If that doesn't get the old testosterone flowing back through his estrogen laden veins then I don't know what will. And he needs to do something because he definitely does not make the list of hittable she-males. (Not that I have ever seen such a list.)
bet he eats a lot of KFC. jes sayin ... whenever I need an estrogen boost that's where I head.
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