Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Tired of your little snowflake dressing like a slut? Boy do I have the clothing line for you.

The women of a polygamous sect are selling their distinctive handmade children's clothing online.

The enterprise was initially started to provide Texas Child Protective Services with clothes for the 440 children seized in an April raid on the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints' ranch at Eldorado, Texas.

Now, the polygamous sect's women hope to earn a living from the site. The venture has drawn queries from across the U.S. from those seeking modest clothes for their kids.

Well I have to tell you that if you want to keep boys from looking with lust at your teenage daughter, then these are the fashion choices for you.

When I look at the pictures of these women sex is the farthest thing from my mind.

Actually the first thing that occurs to me is that somebody desperately needs to send these poor ladies a couple of complimentary issues of Martha Stewart's Living.

Perhaps they could learn to tailor their dresses so they don't look like somebody stapled the living room drapes to their bodies. Just a thought.

5 comments:

  1. you are so funny...
    Martha's Living??? I was thinking some Victoria Secret....

    isn't the Little House on the Prairie People going to sue for copyright infringement...??

    cruel to make women and children dress like this...

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  2. Gryphen,

    The second one in from the left is a man. She's a drag queen.

    Totally.

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  3. Wow Chris you may be right!

    Damn those polygamists are KINKY!

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  4. Anonymous7:50 PM

    I just love it that they all have the same hair-do. As did their daughters in the photos I saw. And what's with blue? Always various shades of blue.

    But, they drive minivans and use cell phones; its not like they eschew the whole modern world...

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  5. I dunno, I like the concept of handmade, just not the cookie-cutter pattern they are using.

    Jean, their hairdos are the result of being prohibited from EVER cutting their hair (no bangs, so they do this big swoop-de-doo to fold it all back & up off the neck).

    I disagree, Chris -- that is how we look without make-up! Now you know why we spend fortunes on Est'ee Lauder.

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