Friday, August 01, 2008

The Wall Street Journal wants to know if Obama is too skinny to be President. I want to know if the WSJ is high.

"Listen, I'm skinny but I'm tough," Sen. Obama said.

But in a nation in which 66% of the voting-age population is overweight and 32% is obese, could Sen. Obama's skinniness be a liability? Despite his visits to waffle houses, ice-cream parlors and greasy-spoon diners around the country, his slim physique just might have some Americans wondering whether he is truly like them.

"He's too new ... and he needs to put some meat on his bones," says Diana Koenig, 42, a housewife in Corpus Christi, Texas, who says she voted for Sen. Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primary.

"I won't vote for any beanpole guy," another Clinton supporter wrote last week on a Yahoo politics message board.

Well thank goodness the public is not going to turn against Obama because of his skin color, or his Muslim sounding name, or his background. No if Obama is not our next President it is all because of his high metabolism.

You have got to be fucking kidding me!

Did you notice that the only people interviewed were ex-Hillary supporters? The Wall Street Journal can't trust their opinion because they were hypnotized by Hillary's ginormous pant-suited rear end into not supporting Obama. They undoubtedly suffer from self-loathing and, like the heavy girl who only chooses fatter friends to make herself look slim, they do not want to see a man in the Oval office who always reminds them that they need to get to the gym.

So far this is in first place as the dumbest reason not to vote for Obama that I have ever heard.

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