Yesterday, they passed U.S. District Judge Emmet Sullivan a note asking to be dismissed a little early because deliberations had gotten "stressful" and they needed a break for "clarity."
Today, jurors passed Sullivan four notes, including one about the combative juror in question. The juror, No. 9, works for the National Guard as a bookkeeper.
Out of the jury's presence, Sullivan read from the note the foreman had sent him, which began, "We the jury request that juror No. 9 be removed from the jury."
Out of control juror? Interesting I wonder if that means anything.
"She is being rude, disrespectful and unreasonable," the foreman wrote. "She has had violent outbursts with other jurors and that's not helping anyone. The jurors are getting off-course. She's not following the laws and rules that are being stipulated to in the main instructions."
She is being "rude"? She is being "unreasonable"? She has "violent outbursts"? She refuses to "follow the laws and rules"?
Oh....my....God!
This woman is possessed by the dark cantankerous spirit of Ted Stevens!
It is all clear to me now. Clearly his essence is seeking a host body, knowing full well that the one it currently occupies is falling apart and will not be able to contain its evil for much longer.
I think the only hope this jury has of reaching a fair and reasonable decision is to have this poor woman exorcised by a qualified Catholic priest and then to have a pentagram of power drawn around the deliberation room to protect her from further spectral influences.
Perhaps we should all send prayers, or light some incense, or sacrifice a goat, and send some positive energy to battle the evil forces at Uncle Ted's disposal.
This is an election year of "hope" we must not allow the forces of darkness to prevail!
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