Step right up and make your bid for priceless McCain/Palin campaign collectibles! Everything must go!

Run, don't walk, to John McCain's 2008 presidential campaign headquarters in Arlington, Va., for an amazing Blowout Sale! Computers, blackberries, televisions, desks, you name it - everything must go. Hurry while the offer lasts!

That's right, the failed McCain-Palin campaign is having a fire sale this week on leftover equipment. Everything is on sale at reduced prices. An email sent over the weekend to all campaign staff, which was subsequently forwarded to the Sleuth, reads:

"Starting Monday December 8, 2008 the prices will be slashed to 36% of the original price for furniture, office supplies, blackberries, and many campaign computers. This is a great opportunity to own a piece of history, finish your Christmas shopping, or simply replace your old laptop."

Don't have any cash on you? No worries. An attached price sheet says, "We accept cash, checks, and credit cards."

Among the hot deals listed for sale on the price sheet:

- A Dell Latitude D620 laptop for $417.00.
- A Dell Latitude D820 laptop for $570.00.
- Brother multifunction printer for $189.00.
- RIM Blackberry 8700c for $30.00.
- Folding chairs for $3.60 each.
- A 55-cup steel coffee urn for $77.00.
- A power strip for $1.
- Ethernet cables for $1 a pound.

Other items not listed, but which are also for sale, include:

• John McCain's damaged reputation.
• Sarah Palin's hopes for 2012.
• Bristol Palin's anonymity.
• Todd Palin's manhood.
• Joe the Plumber's personally autographed toilet plungers.
• Sarah Palin's rejected speech topics, including "Did you know Barack Obama was a black guy?", "The birth story of Trig Palin and how you can fictionalize your embarrassing secrets", and of course"Ten ways that I can help John McCain get elected without relying on my looks."
• Levi Johnston's ankle bracelet and tracking device.
• Left over Trig Palin sedatives.

Come one, come all, no reasonable offer will be denied!

Clearly the McCain campaign is desperate to recover some of the thousands of dollars they wasted in trying to make Sarah Palin into an acceptable Vice Presidential candidate.

You know I think I might make a bid for one of those toilet plungers.