Thursday, December 11, 2008

White powder sent to Governor's office turns out to be...........nothing at all.

State health officials say white powder discovered in a letter sent to the Alaska governor's office in Juneau tested negative for biological and toxic substances.

The powder was tested at the Department of Health and Social Services' Public Health Laboratory in Anchorage.

Health officials conferred today with the FBI, which gave permission to reopen a state office building where the suspicious powder was found Tuesday in a letter. The building is about one block from the Capitol.

A sample of the powder showed negative results for anthrax, plague, smallpox and other biological and toxic agents.

Health officials say final test results are expected within a few days.

Hah! I knew it!

Nobody is going to waste perfectly good Anthrax on Sarah Palin, she is self destructing just fine on her own.

Of course the envelope WAS addressed to Governor Murkowski, so may be it was intended for Frank and just got lost in the mail. That would be a more reasonable excuse to send an envelope of deadly powder. EVERYBODY hated that guy!

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:21 PM

    This is probably a stupid question and you can just call me a dumb sheila if you need to but...

    If the envelope was addressed to Murkowski, why was it opened rather than forwarded? I mean - if it was addressed to 'the governor's office' maybe - but 'Gov Murkowski' that makes it personal right?

    enquiring minds want to know...

    OzMud

    ps I may fall into a hole this week as spouse has just installed my early Chrissie pressie - WoW!

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  2. Anonymous10:10 AM

    FUCK YOU! I won't waste any more perfectly good words on you.

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  3. I had no idea that Frank was a visitor to this site!

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