Saturday, April 25, 2009

Get out the Maalox boys and girls, the Governor is going to give another poorly scripted speech.



Gotta give love to Uncle Ted.

And good for you for escaping justice on a technicality. You make us proud you corrupt bastard.

Does anybody else notice how she looks down at her cheat sheet everytime she come to a word with more than two syllables? Is that mean that I point that out?

What does Alaska have to offer? Succulent seafood and crazy ass Governors. Oh that should bring tourists up by the truckload.

Well gosh...uh...also...since Todd's family has been fishing....gosh...all of their lives...and I am totally like those people on the "Deadly Catch"...uh...nobody could really question that I know ALL about fishing......also I ate some right here, so I even know how it tastes....gosh....so good, and succulent.

I need to give a huge shout out to my pal Dennis Zaki for having the stamina and internal fortitude to sit through that speech and film it for his fellow bloggers.

You da man Dennis!

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:06 AM

    Hi -- Maybe it is just me, but she seems to have lost her Southern, Redneck, Winky,good-ole-girl attitude/accent, hmm? Now replaced with an oh-so-cutesy, little girl, aren't-I'cute attitude/accent.

    What do ya think? LOL

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  2. Anonymous7:02 AM

    She's a role player.. so her outfits/hairdo whop/and way she talks change with whatever

    I don't know anyone that talks differently so often.. that's gotta be kindof hard to do

    I'd say she should go into acting. but then her performance on S. Nite Live was stiff as a board

    Televangalist.. that's her cup of tea
    Think Oral Roberts/ Tammy Faye.. She'd have a crowd of adorers and the money she so craves

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  3. I haven't even listened to 5 minutes yet of that speech, and what stands out to me is:

    you can insert "Fairbanks", "Kotzebue", or "Seward" instead of "Kodiak" (not any of those nasty Panhandle cities, though!!!), "hockey" for "basketball", "musk ox and caribou" for "elk and mountain goats", "Warren Anthony Ross" for "Ted Stevens", "our oil industry" for "our fishing industry" and go with the rest of her blurb...

    ...and this speech would fit any situation, anywhere!

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  4. AlaskaGrown7:22 AM

    The new surprise is the APOC news isn't it

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  5. Anonymous7:44 AM

    I can see Sarah Palin's future job prospects, not in politics,which actually involve some preparation and study, but in television. As those so-called news programs fill both regular and cable networks with their endless empty chatter, I see her Word Salad as the perfect requirement for the job. And please, keep those crazy hand motions, too, also. (The real selling points to Sarah: makeup and wardrobe!! Let's all remind her how telegenic she is!)

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  6. Anonymous9:20 AM

    She is Baaack..... cheerleading.

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  7. OMG, televangelist! That's it! She can incorporate as a church, file for tax-exempt status, and go on TV as the Wild Alaskan Preacher Lady! God blessed us with a moose last week, and as we blasted him into Eternity with the new assault weapon the NRA gave me, I couldn't help but PRAISE JESUS! for His BLESSINGS and how he ALWAYS PROVIDES for HIS PEOPLE and showers HIS LOVE.. okay, I can't keep it up, I'm getting nauseated. But that is TOTALLY her milieu. Somebody should suggest it to her.

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  8. Anonymous11:49 AM

    I havn't watched the clip yet... I need to take a pre-emptive aspirin before I do. The headache is coming.
    My question is about this " The Alaska Fund Trust's". This is a Fund set up for her own personal use and gain. It will go badly down the road.... as it ALWAYS does with Sarah involved.
    This negative publicity and smear will be linked to the name of 'Alaska'... which is Wrong. Someone needs to file a suit immediately and make her change the name.This is like Blackwater changing to XE of AIG wanting to change the name because the 'original' as such a negative connotation with everybody.
    It is the SARAH Fund... and has nothing to do with Alaskans. They don't deserve to be smeared.

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  9. crystalwolf aka caligrl1:34 PM

    Does anyone think she's turning into a smiling skull????
    And its Todd and I not me & todd...!
    The new Fund "GINO's ATM FUND"
    no strings, for anything...
    fools are soon parted from their money...(yes ceeforpee'rs that means YOU!)

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  10. I will never understand the many people who call her a great orator. Everyone knows she can't speak off the cuff--all that comes out is word salad. So they must be impressed by the way she delivers her scripted speeches. She does one thing very right--she smiles constantly, and you can hear her smile in her voice. People tend to react very positively to that. I find her intonations weird and forced, although some people see that as part of her just-folks persona. But what I can't stand is that VOICE. Actually, if you don't look at her and simply listen to her, she sounds like a old woman.I can understand hat her admirers don't really listen to how she speaks, they simply look at her, listen to her guns/babies/jesus message, and fall in love. But to then make the leap to calling her a "great orator"? The next Maggie Thatcher? I don't get it.

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