1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans
Harriet Drummond and I are Facebook friends and she posted this wonderful Top Ten list for all of her pals to enjoy. (I don't think she was the original author, but I am giving her credit because she is the one that brought it to MY attention.)
Anyhow I thought I would share it with you, my pals, right here on this blog. Enjoy my friends.
Priceless!
ReplyDeleteOnejrkitty here:
ReplyDeleteA bit OT but still related:
Everyone seems to have missed Letterman's joke about Palin during his Friday 6/19 monlogue:
http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/dave_tv/monologue/index/php/monologue.phtml
About 3:30 into the clip Lettermen mentions that "...tomorrow starts gay pride week here in NY city.
Liza Minellie will be out husband hunting.
...where else can you see 300 gys dressed up like Sarah Palin...."
Hopefully we will hear more from Letterman on Palin. He cannot be too happy about one of her "protestors" mentioning that Letterman's son Harry "... is a bastard." ( Guess she forgot about Tripp.) Nor, the lie that Letterman had a daughter out of wedlock prior to his current relationship and marriage to Harry's mom.
GINO will live to rue the day she used her fake outrage to strong-arm an apology from Letterman.
ReplyDeleteMaybe in her mind, negative attention is better than no attention, but her antics will insure that no legitimate political party will touch her with a ten foot pole. Come 2012, it will just be her, and her 15 zealot followers.
If you need comedy on a Saturday night (SNL is a rerun) be sure to check out the Fire Dave Letterman.com website. First of all, they were supposed to have another big rally today some place halfway between Houston and Dallas, TX. No mention on the website; I guess the 15 people from NY were busy.
ReplyDeleteHe is also furious that Dave told a joke about Sarah. You would think that angry crowd would have made kept Dave quiet. Well, he doesn't know that (1) Dave tapes Friday show earlier in the week and (2) When someone tells Dave no, he just goes into joke-over drive. Dave won't tell another daughter joke, but I think that we'll be hearing more Sarah Satire in the future. If things get boring, (3) Dave will have that guy with the picket sign parade up and down behind his desk, make some more jokes about his hate mail and everyone will know what he's talking about.
The website also falsely claims a list of Dave's sponsors who have quit the show in protest. The problem is that Olive Garden and Embassy Suites have denied it.
Gotta echo - PRICELESS! Blind hatred defies all logic. Thanks for bringing this to us Gryph!
ReplyDeleteGryphen, hope you deleted her as a friend! And wrote something nice and educational on her wall!
ReplyDeleteHarriet has a wicked sense of humour! I love it!
ReplyDeleteThat's wonderful! I hope you don't mind if I reproduce it on my blog (with credit to you, of course).
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