As many of you already know I originally did not ask into which lake the Palin wedding ring had been tossed, however I did revisit my source and learned that it was indeed Lake Lucille. (which of course makes sense due to the fact that it is Lake Lucille on which the Palin house is built) But I decided to let some other media outlet give the name of the lake first. (Why should I be the only one having all of the "fun"?)Now that we are sure this ring is in the murky depths of Lake Lucille, one has to wonder just how much such a bauble would be worth to certain interested parties. A thousand dollars? Ten thousand dollars? Perhaps even more?
Not to mention, and I am pretty sure that I read this in the Alaskan Constitution, that whosoever wears this ring is the one true governor of the State of Alaska. Go ahead look it up.
"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
(FYI, I am NOT suggesting that anybody actually try to dredge up this ring. Such a thing would be disruptive to the locals and there may in fact be laws preventing such an enterprise. Also, just for the record, no children , Gollums, or ex-governors were injured during the making of the above image.)
Brilliant picture Gryphen - still laughing. What an accurate picture in so many ways. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteNot sure about "the ring of power" but I do have the "non-PG photos of power" organized in a way that I hope would interest someone who still believes SP gave birth to Trig:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ottoline.net/PalinHoax/pics.shtml
Hey, who reported it first? Did I miss something?
ReplyDeleteThank you, Gryphen, for the hilarious imagery and the "One Ring" quote. Perfect!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 5:15, just scroll down and click the tile "Uh oh I just know I am going to get blamed for this."
ReplyDeleteThat will take you to the STAR magazined site, where you can see it printed on the cover of the most recent edition.
My husband would like to register a complaint of desecration of a sacred image to geeks everywhere . . .
ReplyDeleteI sure am glad that no Gollums were injured.
ReplyDeleteBree Palin 5:37, I second the complaint! Gollum is more literate, more honest, and more beautiful than Scarah.
ReplyDeletelol Laughed until I cried. What a marvelous picture!
ReplyDeleteThe image is creepy and hysterical at the same time!
ReplyDeleteHey Gryphen if you emailed that tips line, they might pay you a lot who knows? I am half kidding but it is amazing those papers haven't picked up on more of babygate. That is huge and I still believe it's true. And I'm not typically a conspiracy person but come on Sarahs own words are impossible to believe!
Finally! All the Mt. Redoubt watches and updates from other AK blogs make sense. It's the only fire strong enough to destroy the ring.
ReplyDeleteGood laugh, Thank You
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who is getting annoyed at the constant links to ottoline, the supposed Palin hoax site?
ReplyDeleteThat site is lame, and doesn't do anyone any good. I wish the poster who keeps pushing it would stop. Pat in Texas
@ Anonymous 6:19
ReplyDeleteThat cracked me up! Mt. Redoubt is our only hope!
At least Gollum at one time was human, albeit a Hobbit. Also, Gollum never attained the horrible sliminess of Palin and he was a much more rounded and fully developed character than Palin was, is or ever will be, and finally, he managed to elicit some amount of sympathy and compassion from anyone and everyone who ecnountered him. I think you owe a profound apology to this fine fictional creature. lol
ReplyDeleteThat's great, Gryphen!! ROFLO
ReplyDeleteYou know, I told my kids that Bush reminded me of Prince Humperdinck, busy starting a war and all; and Cheney was Count Ruben, with his Pit of Despair and that Dreaded Machine!! [The Princess Bride] LOL
My bad.
You have desecrated an iconic image, leaving nothing to the imagination as to who is truly the slimiest, lowly, vile creature to ever live by a lake. I'm glad you left Palin's hand intact.
ReplyDeletePat in Texas at 6:28 pm, have you actually looked at the site:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ottoline.net/PalinHoax/pics.shtml
That site gives you direct links to many, many substantiating photos, videos, articles and research. Click on the links on the right and left sides. Whoever put PalinHox together had to have put a considerable amount of time and effort to consolidate the most important facts that prove Sarah Palin did NOT give birth to Trig.
Rather than "lame" criticism, please suggest what you feel would best get the message out. We have all been frustrated that the MSM will not discuss babygate, and in my opinion, the majority of the general public does not even know about the fake pregnancy. Those who did hear about it, inquired no further after Sarah Palin "proved" she gave birth to Trig by throwing Bristol under the bus.
Personally, my deepest appreciation is extended to the person who put PalinHoax together. I wish I had their talent.
I agree with ProChoiceGrandma's post at 8:12PM. Thanks PCG!
ReplyDeleteHere is a question that only Alaskans can answer for me:
ReplyDeleteI recently realized that Bristol's court date on 1/19/08 was a SATURDAY. This was her minor speeding ticket (4-9 mph over) she got on 8/6/07 which was continued several times until finally heard on 1/19/08.
Does the Alaskan juvenile court system hold hearings on Saturdays??? Or is that only for a privileged pregnant Governor’s daughter? Can someone please check on that and let me know?
One more question I am putting out there if someone should happen to know, or suggest how I can find out:
ReplyDeleteIs it possible to get a copy of Todd's flight log for January and February 2008? Would the FAA have the flight logs from that far back? If he were to fly from Wasilla to Fairbanks, wouldn't he have to submit a flight plan? Or being First Dude, would that make him exempt?
Did Todd remove the ring from his nose and toss it in the lake too?
ReplyDeleteThen again, I am not sure he is man enough to remove it.
How did you know what her hair looks like when she removes the wig????????????
ReplyDeleteLivvy, do you suppose Sarah's mug shot would look similar to this without her hairpiece:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/06/10/california.spector.mug.shot/
Hahaha! Livvy, you are too funny.
ReplyDeleteRegarding babygate: I think some very brave and talented people have put together a believable counter-narrative of what SP represents as truth, but the big news agencies just do not care to be involved in the story of infants. (Even Octomom has seemed to fall off the radar.)
I do believe that more information will come out about this story. As the days pass, SP herself is causing more and more people to doubt anything she says as being truthful.
Pat in Texas/"Anon" 6:28 pm: Bite me.
ReplyDeleteAnd though I never got into the whole Tolkien thing (unlike my mania for Harry Potter in all forms), the image of $P and The Ring makes perfect sense to me. Win-win for Gryphen!
The REAL scary thing is that are STILL people who believe in this Bimbo.
ReplyDeleteWhoever finds the golden ring gets to claim Sarah! There you go guys, she is all yours!
ReplyDeleteProChoiceGrandma
ReplyDeleteThere is a website that has historical flight records, but you need to have the planes N Number which might be obtained from photos of the airplane or from the FAA aircraft registry. I don't know how long they keep the records online. I would guess most pilots in AK file flight plans because to the vastness of the state and the rough terrain. Hope this helps.
But remember what happened to Wotan and Wahala when Wotan stole the ring from the Rhein Maidens/
ReplyDeleteGOTTERDAMERUNG. And Wahala, home of the Gods (USA) went up in flames.
The End of Timers are going to love this one.