Does the world really need to see Levi Johnston's "Johnson"?

So apparently young Levi is hard at work getting himself in shape to show the world his talent in Playgirl magazine. And of course since he is from Alaska that means he is training on a diet of moose meat. No I am not joking.

"Moose meat is very good for you, high in protein and very lean," his trainer, Marvin Jones, tells PEOPLE. "He's an avid hunter, so he has his own."

The 19-year-old father of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's grandchild has adopted a 3,500-calorie low-carb diet as part of a grueling regimen to ready him for next month's photo shoot.

Johnston works out three hours a day in the gym, six days a week, followed by cardio training and then a rest in the sauna, says Jones.

"I'm not trying to give him a body builder's look. He's going to be more toned and more defined," says Jones, 46, who plans on training with him until the first or second week of November. "I'd like to see him with rounder and more muscular shoulders, with a fuller chest. We're going to firm his abs up, [and give him a] smaller waist."

Jones says Johnston is committed to the training sessions, which even caused Johnston get sick during his second week of working out.

"I know that's something he wants to do and we're having fun training," says Jones, who is training him in Anchorage, Alaska. "We're looking forward to revealing all his hard work!"

Now this is usually where I would unload a whole wheelbarrow full of snark on Levi Johnston, except I can't. You see I am living in a glass house.

When I was twenty years old I ALSO wanted to pose for Playgirl. I was exceptionally proud of my Alaskan mini-me and believed that I needed to share him with the world.

I worked out between three to five hours a day, had just done some modeling, and thought it would be a great opportunity.

I have to say that my family was very supportive. Well they were laughing too hard to actually SAY anything, but nobody shook their head "no" when I asked if they thought I should do it. In my family that is almost a ringing endorsement.

But then I had one of my rare moments of mental clarity. "In what adverse way might this affect my life later", I asked. The answer was "in too many ways to count". So for one of the very few times in my young life, I actually made an intelligent choice and did NOT send the photos that I had talked some pretty young thing into taking for me. (Of course I do still cherish the memories from that particular Kodak moment.)

So I can completely empathize with young Mr. Johnston. He is young, handsome, and everybody is telling him he is "the shit", which has definitely seduced many, many a young man before him into making some pretty horrible life choices.

By the way I HAVE heard through the grapevine that Levi may keep his "babymaker' tucked safely away from the prying lens of the camera, and just allow them to photograph the "muscles" that he has been working on in the gym instead.

I certainly hope that is true because if not I can assure young Levi that if, and when, he decides to write his tell all book, or give an in depth interview to a reputable magazine, that his penis will be featured front and center in EVERY SINGLE blog that wants to destroy his credibility or portray him as nothing but a money grubbing whore willing to do ANYTHING to make a fast buck.

Levi may love his manhood today, but after these people get through photoshopping it, dressing it up in Barbie clothes, and using it to shame him right back to the wilds of Wasilla, he may never be able to look at it again without feeling a sense of betrayal.

Remember you have a lifetime to live together, no sense in one of you to screwing things up for the both of you. After all isn't that how you got into this predicament in the first place?