Friday, November 13, 2009

Rush Limbaugh calls Sarah's book "one of the most substantive policy books I've read." Somebody needs his medication adjusted.



Okay first off the book is 400 pages! No WAY did Rush already read the book!

So we KNOW he is lying.

Here is what I think happened.

Rush talked to Sarah on the phone while gazing lustfully at the Sarah poster that he has on his wall and occasionally reaching down to "adjust himself".

When she agreed to go on his show suddenly all of the blood raced away from Rush's brain to "other areas", and he decided in those few seconds that Palin must have written the most important 21st century political opus of our time. When in fact we know that is more likely for a room full of monkeys with typewriters to accomplish that task than for Sarah Palin with a room full of ghostwriters.

Sadly all Rush will be left with, after Sarah leaves his studio, is a crappy book from a bitchy adolescent girls perspective and some soggy Kleenex's to remember her by.

You know like every other Tuesday night in the life of Rush Limbaugh.

64 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:13 AM

    Rush needs to read more.

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  2. policy? lmfao. s'arah wouldnt know policy if it smacked her in her wig.

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  3. Anonymous10:18 AM

    LMAO!!! You are too funny.

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  4. Anonymous10:23 AM

    I thought I read an article (TIME) that says the book does NOT have "hefty policy prescriptions". So what planet is Lush Bimbaugh on?

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  5. Anonymous10:26 AM

    He's just pushing buttons.

    Either that or he hasn't read any other "policy books". At all. Ever.

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  6. Anonymous10:32 AM

    I'm not sure Rush likes girls. He must have been thinking about one of his "sex tourist" trips to the Dominican Republic when he exploded.
    You know the ones with Rush, 5 other men and hundreds of Viagra pills.

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  7. Anonymous10:33 AM

    In Rush's copy, all 413 pages are stuck together.

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  8. Anonymous10:39 AM

    This Rush statement needs to be mightily archieved where we can retrieve it quickly.

    For when SP's book comes out and there is scant policy in it, little of it I suspect 'substantive', Rush will look like a doofus, a liar, or he'll have to admit he was 'mistaken'.. I'm not taking bets on whether that last one will ever happen.

    Of course, we will not have had the benefit of reading it yet and won't be able to point out all the lies and contradictions. She go on Rush, spout her platform which was no doubt molded by Rush, so she'll be once again preaching to the choir, won't have to defend anything, and she'll skate through with lots of great soundbytes but once again, no substance.

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  9. Anonymous10:42 AM

    Sarah and her environmental policy-WHAT?

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  10. Anonymous10:48 AM

    I almost choked with laughter when I saw this. There are no policy situations in her book.

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  11. Hey, it might be true that it's the most substantive book he's read--Katy Couric needs to ask him about what he has read!!

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  12. Anonymous10:49 AM

    Lol! you are very funny!

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  13. "... one of the most substantive policy books on quitting I've read."

    There. I've fixed it.

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  14. Chalk up another one that got a bootleg copy along with AP. As per Sarah "no copies have been released yet"

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  15. Anonymous11:12 AM

    Cue Henry Kissinger weeping into his memoirs. LOL.

    If anyone needed further proof that Rush is back on the happy pills, this should do it.

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  16. I thought it was reported that there was very little policy?

    Unless by policy he means her thoughts on basketball strategy and how to pretend you hunt.

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  17. Anonymous11:20 AM

    Yesterday, when people discussed an advance copy of Sarah's book, they agreed that it was light on policy. I guess that's enough for Rush.

    What seems strange is that despite reports that Sarah trashed Levi in her book, now we learn that she does not even mention Levi-- even though Levi was made part of the campaign, fathered a child with Bristol, lived in the Palin house.

    My guess is that whatever Sarah said about Levi could come back to haunt her in a custody hearing, so she was probably advised to get rid of the Levi Chapter. No policy, no Levi, now it's down to five chapters.

    For Sarah to spent so much time reliving one of the low points of her campaign is sad. People on MSNBC said that a good politician does not look back, but forward. The fact that after more than year, Sarah still can't get past the Couric interview-- and that she is trying to blame Couric instead of herself-- shows how small and insecure Sarah really is. Sarah gains nothing from it, and it give people a chance to look at her disastrous interview again. (Tina Fey didn't help, either. Hope she comes back when the book is officially released).

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  18. Anonymous11:29 AM

    If Palin's book is one of the most substantive policy books that Rush has ever read than it is obvious Rush needs to stop talking and start reading. Hey Rush...comic books don't count!

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  19. Anonymous11:52 AM

    Gryphen

    Is Levi going to do a book like he said?

    Too many oxy's make you read stuff that is not there...

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  20. Rush has become a permanent resident of Grasper Island...he really is reaching here. According to the AP, there is no mention of policy, only Sarah's "achievments" as governor

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  21. ICstraightsSEAK12:12 PM

    Too effing funny! RL is such a disgusting pig. So is SP...what a perfect couple!

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  22. Anonymous12:19 PM

    Substantive? Oh, give me a break! Rush most likely sent his housekeeper out to pick up his own "special volume of Going Rogue" and, now, just has his words mixed up.

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  23. This site has several links to opinion pieces about Ms. Palin's/Lynn Vincent's book:

    Tiny URL from theweek.com/Sarah's Whiny Book:

    http://tinyurl.com/y8qgx8h

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  24. Anonymous12:38 PM

    Limpbough: "Sometimes i interview myself" What the hell? Is that what Carrie did as well? Interview herself? HAR HAR

    VernD

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  25. SoCalWolfGal12:42 PM

    Gee, Sweet $arah must have given him a special copy because everyone else just hasn't found much, no any, policy discussions at all. You are so special Rushbag.

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  26. emrysa12:47 PM

    rush is just doing what rush always does... blowing hot air.

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  27. Anonymous12:56 PM

    Please.
    Why should anyone care what the drug addict radio entertainer has to say?

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  28. Snowing in Alaska12:56 PM

    The book should be called "Going Whiny". What a whiner Palin is - that is, if it buys her sympathy and support. We need some new words in the language to describe her brand of lies & vileness. She makes my skin crawl she's so dishonest. She's a life form alright, but I'm not sure it's a human one.

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  29. Anonymous1:01 PM

    Considering that Limpballs probably doesn't read anything, I guess his statement could be true that the book is the most substantive policy book he has read. Makes sense to me.

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  30. You Gryphen are a bad, bad boy...I will never forgive you for the Rush Limbaugh self-manipulation complete with soggy Kleenex imagery you have put into my head!

    I don't even begin to know what to look at to make it go away....

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  31. Anonymous1:57 PM

    Technically, if he'd never read another book before in his life, this would not be a lie...so maybe he's just an illiterate ignoramus.

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  32. Anonymous2:04 PM

    Hey, in all fairness, it may indeed be one of the most substantive policy books he's read. He may not have read many books. *ba-da-bing*

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  33. I must have read at least 20 articles about Scarah's book today.
    Not one article mentions anything at all about policy.
    The book, supposedly, bashes everyone who she thinks is her enemy.
    So, as far as policy goes, you might be able to read that through her bashing President Obama.
    But mainly she bashes the McCain campaign staffers and the MSM.
    Now that we know she's starting to kiss up to Levi, it just proves that he DOES have some really good goods on her!
    Levi's book, I'll buy. If someone gives me Scarah's book, I'll use it for kindling.

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  34. SME1312:28 PM

    Sorry Gryphen, But in order for Rush to have the blood rush from his brain he would first need to have a brain. We know he doesn't.

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  35. Anonymous2:47 PM

    Is it possible that Rush read "Going Rouge" instead of "Going Rogue"?? There would be substantive material in the American Nightmare version.

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  36. Anonymous3:01 PM

    I think Rush knows he can say whatever he wants because none of his listeners will fact check him. They just spread what Rush says and think it's the truth...because Rush said so.

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  37. Nice portrayal. I want to thank you for those pictures in my mind. I dont want to get into the logistics of it all. Is not Rush's interview going to be a 20 second explosion and then a half hour of smoke and mirrors. Hey just my take on it.

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  38. Gasman3:11 PM

    So, Lord Lardass thinks Palin's book is just chock full o' policy. What policy? When has Palin ever made any "policy" statements?

    I can see that Rush has fallen off the wagon is is once again gobbling Oxycontin by the handful.

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  39. There were probably 2-3 versions of the book. Levi's chapter got nixed in favor of someones better judgement. Levi has her by the short hairs.

    S'arah is also claiming that the AP is misrepresenting things in the book and they obtained a copy and read it. Next week, we'll see how many lies she tells. McCain staffers are already saying she is lying outright. Levi says she lies. EVERY ONE KNOWS SHE LIES. yet, she is NEVER EVER WRONG.

    And Couric has LOW SELF ESTEEM? LMFAO!
    The woman is worth MILLIONS, she carried on professionally after her husband died a few years back, and though not the most pointed journalist she is a Pro's Pro. Low self esteem? I dont think so!

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  40. She did mention Levi,(the kid.) That's how great her disdain for Levi. Give it time, it'll blow up. And now that Track is home, more protection for momma. If so, the gap widens.

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  41. Anonymous3:37 PM

    I think Rush needs to read AA's Big Book.

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  42. Sarah writes. 'legal exposure' for Todd on Troopergate, whatever he meant by that.

    "the Palins were responsible for all of the campaign's problems."

    Pretty much says it all.

    The fallout is just starting.

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  43. honestyinGov3:54 PM

    Since both TIME and the AP stories point out there is nothing there about " policy "... there seems to be confusion. You could even have " misunderestimated " her.

    OR... he could have been talking about Her POLICY of letting Bristol's Boyfriends stay over and LIVE at the House.( we knew about THAT one)
    SEE... it was just a misunderstanding.

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  44. Anonymous3:59 PM

    Chris Matthews has devoted almost his entire show to Palin - Gosh, has he got it bad for her and really wants her to run for Prez in 2012. He also had that Matthew Cont.....something or other who wrote a book on her being so badly bashed by the media - that guy is also head over heels with her and went on and on about Couric being so mean! I'm still waiting for Matthews to bring up Limbaugh's latest point of view.

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  45. Anonymous4:10 PM

    Sounds like he is trying to help her sell some books. Most everything that comes out of his mouth is twisted anyway. Next, I expect ACoulter will be saying how great Palin's book is, too! LOL

    Thanks, Gryphen!

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  46. Even Dick Armey is jumping OFF the ss palin:

    "So she's kind having to dig herself out of a hole if she wants to regain standing for consideration for a future nomination. And by all accounts, it doesn't appear she's doing a very effective job of digging herself out of that hole."


    ICEBERG!!!!!!!

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  47. Anonymous4:11 PM

    He had to have an excuse for only looking at the pictures.

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  48. Levi's chapter had to have been taken out. When the book was first announced, it was 432 pages and now it seems to "only" be 413. So she had 19 pages of trash against Levi. Guess she knew (or was advised) that if those pages stayed in, Levi would unleash the things he knows. Go Levi!

    Isn't Rush a pedophile?

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  49. Once again, AP is wrong. McCain campaign is wrong. Couric is Satan, Charlie Gibson is Scrooge. Bristol was trashed.

    Imagine the sheer terror of McCain staffers if she ever went on Meet the Press.

    Now, even Dickhead Armey is distancing himself and sea of peee has their collective panties in a big wad. YUCK!

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  50. bootlegged pages5:03 PM

    Whoever has a copy of the missing 19 pages of trash against Levi is an instant millionaire. Can't wait.

    Rush didn't admit to marrying beards or pedophilia. He does take his doctors Viagra to places famous for black market child slavery and prostitution. Boys are the main commodity.

    It is time for the people in the know to start talking. Do it for the children.

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  51. Anonymous5:32 PM

    Gryphen - I'm not defending Limbaugh. In fact, I can't stand the lying sack of shite. However, one can read 400+ pages in a day if you're a voracious reader like I am.

    That being said, do I believe OxyGordo read the book? No way. As everyone who has read the book states, it has no stated policies in it so Rush was talking out his ass as usual.

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  52. Anonymous8:34 PM

    Rush Limbaugh calls Sarah's book "one of the most substantive policy books I've read."

    That is so interesting! You know, one time I had a prescription for Oxycontin because of some dental surgery. I took one and two hours later I thought I was Jesus levitating over Mt. Ranier! At my left side was my dog Ajax who had been run over in 1986, and on the right was Iconic Trig Palin and Saint Sarah the Quitter! What a trip! Anyway I highly recommend Oxy for anyone who enjoys living in technicolor delusion. (For an added treat, add Viagra, a trip to the Dominican Republic, and four dozen Krispy Kreme donuts!!)

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  53. "Rush Limbaugh calls Sarah's book 'one of the most substantive policy books I've read.'"

    Well, there you have it!--absolute proof that Sarah had nothing to do with the writing of this book.
    The fact is, if Sarah HAD any "substantive policy", she wouldn't have to make a perpetual ass of herself yammering, whining and blaming everyone for her failures.

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  54. Gasman9:58 PM

    Rush Limbaugh is a drug addled, serial wife hopping, self inflating, flaccid, pedophile windbag whose thoughts revolve around gobbling Oxycontin, gobbling Viagra, raping children, and fantasizing which conservative woman could make him forsake his need for the beloved Viagra.

    Ann Coulter was his go-to-girl for quite some time, but Ann just isn’t getting the job done any longer. Certainly not since Sarah Palin sashayed her way onto the national stage. Palin has even distracted Lord Lardass - at least temporarily - from his fondness for little Dominican children.

    Lardass is quite possibly the most loathsome turd stinking up our national stage. He deserves to spend the rest of his days grabbing his ankles in a Dominican prison shouting “Sooey!” à la Ned Beatty in “Deliverance.”

    He is scum.
    He is vermin.
    He is the leader of the GOP.

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  55. "substantive":

    possessing substance; having practical importance, value, or effect: substantive issues under discussion.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    GIBSON: But this is not just reforming a government.

    This is also running a government on the huge international stage in a very dangerous world.

    When I asked John McCain about your national security credentials, he cited the fact that you have commanded the Alaskan National Guard and that Alaska is close to Russia.

    Are those sufficient credentials?

    PALIN: But it is about reform of government and it's about putting government back on the side of the people, and that has much to do with foreign policy and national security issues

    Let me speak specifically about a credential that I do bring to this table, Charlie, and that's with the energy independence that I've been working on for these years as the governor of this state that produces nearly 20 percent of the U.S. domestic supply of energy, that I worked on as chairman of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, overseeing the oil and gas development in our state to produce more for the United States.

    GIBSON: I know. I'm just saying that national security is a whole lot more than energy.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/11/sarah-palins-charlie-gibs_n_125772.html

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  56. Anonymous4:54 AM

    He COULD have read it. I can read 400 pages in a day or so, particularly when it's thin, which you know Going Rogue is about as thin of a gruel as one could find. But then, the fact that he thinks it's about policy kind of a tip off that he didn't - since it's really all about Sarah.

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  57. Anonymous7:12 AM

    Sarah Palin's education looks like Ivy League compared to the "Mouth of Missouri" (Rush}. He has made a lot of money, but I remember him from his days with the Kansas City Royals (another losing team).

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  58. Anonymous10:59 AM

    This reminds me of Rick Lowry, who after being winked at by SP during the VP debate, said he felt thrills running down his leg and saw shooting stars zoom around his room and didn't know what she had done to him. Betcha I could tell him - and I'm an old lady!

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  59. I actually thought that Charlie was much harder on her than Katie. Charlie couldn't even hide that he disrespected her and didn't even seem to much like her.

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  60. MacAndCheeseWhiz5:53 PM

    Consider the source- I don't beleive anything Rush has to say- I'm adding Lipton Tea, Kleenex to my stock portfolio- and possibly KFC, if they give Carrie Prejean an endorsement deal.

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  61. sunnyjane10:14 PM

    I do believe that "substandard" would have been the operative word there, Rush.

    Did you find a dozen or so illigal prescriptions hidden between the pages, big boy?

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  62. Anonymous9:45 AM

    "Substantive Policy" must be $arah's policy on Truth vs. Lies. $arah's lies are substantive, well at least prolific, and they also dictate the Palin Policy.

    Butt Rush apparently doesn't need to read $arah's one-note diatribe. Yeppers, it is the finest book on substantive policy. Beginning and end of story.

    More lies-oops, I mean truth- to come from the "substantive policy" book.

    ** At long last, 'Rogue' has been completed, painstakingly researched, with care taken to ensure an honest, fair and balanced close-up, as well as a personal portrayal, of $weet $arah.

    So there, all those naysayers who would besmirch the Queen of Truth, Queen Esther, Queen of Hearts, Queen of Queen, $arah wrote a 412 page book. How about that? $arah is beautiful and brilliant!

    How about "I told you so, neener, neener neener!"


    **Paid for by a grant established for Near or Abandoned Truth, Self-Serving Justice, the Murcan Way and All Things $arah.

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