So finally Sarah returns to Alaska to enjoy the holidays with friends and fam.....wait where is she going?

A loyal reader of Alaska blogs called to tell me that sister Sarah, sporting dark glasses, a baseball cap, and long dark hair (wig?) was spotted at Ted Stevens International Airport in Anchorage at 8:00 a.m. this morning. She was apparently waiting at the gate to board a plane on its way to Hawaii. That's right, the birthplace of our terrorist loving Muslim President, Hawaii.

WTF, you say? How can she be headed to Hawaii, when she is supposed to be having a public book signing in Alaska? Well THAT is a very good question. But she did promise ("We will have a public book signing. Some guys are trying to organize that now as we speak, and I promise we'll do that," she said.) so of course we know we can count on her to keep her word. After all when has Sarah lied to the American people. Not to mention that just last night she tweeted the following.

Flying from Fairbanks 2 Wasilla, looking 4 dancing Northern Lights.The frigid,black sky paints perfect backdrop 4 hem of the Aurora Borealis
about 14 hours ago from TwitterBerry

Well despite those assurance via radio and Twitter, it looks like the Twitter Quitter has indeed flown the coop. So while her few remaining Alaska fans are convinced that Sarah has returned home to them, in actual fact she is once again getting the hell out of Dodge.

According to my source the only Palin family members present, besides Sarah herself, were husband Todd (Did you get that roof fixed Todd?), little Trig (without shoes and socks and crawling around on the filthy airport floor), and Piper who wandering around the nearby shops unattended. Nowhere to be found were Willow, Bristol, and baby Tripp.

Now I think we can all agree that Sarah, and her family of handy props, deserve a vacation. I mean after all, pimping a book and pretending that you actually like the people who come to fawn over you must be exhausting. But the timing is a little odd.

After all school vacation in Alaska starts at the end of this week. And yes I know that Willow and Piper have missed almost the whole year of school, but still you would think they could put this off until the kids could say good bye to their school chums and get their make up work. (Which must be substantial.)

And maybe that is why Willow was not with them, perhaps she needed to finish her finals in Palmer before heading off to join the family. But who is left behind to drive her to school and make sure she does her homework? Bristol? Doesn't she have ENOUGH responsibilities?

Or maybe Sarah plans on making this an educational opportunity. For instance they could all go to visit Hilo, Hawaii and see the college that she attended and one of the first places she quit.

And afterward Sarah could take a moment to point out how unglamorous the Asian and Pacific Islanders are. "Look kids they can't afford REAL necklaces like us, so they have to make theirs out of flowers!"

Or perhaps they might decide to try and to locate a certain document. "Looks fake to me. Don't you agree Piper?"

I think it is time that Alaskans finally came to realize that despite her protestations to the contrary Sarah Palin is "just not that into Alaska anymore". And you know what? The feeling is mutual lady!

Gee I hope her new face does not get too much sun and fall off. That would be terrible. Well maybe "terrible" is not exactly the right word for it.

Update: It can now be revealed that my source for this post was Kim Chatman. Yes THAT Kim Chatman! Anyhow she told more of the story to Celtic Diva who has it up on Blue Oasis.