The TRUTH behind why Sarah Palin dismissed her State trooper security detail in 2007.

Story time kids! Come gather around, Uncle Gryphen has a little truth to tell.

Let us go back, back to the days when Sarah Palin was a spanking new Governor and had not yet disappointed the Alaskan people. Back before she got too big for her britches and believed she could be Vice President of the United States.
Isn’t that silly kids? Can you just imagine Sarah Palin as Vice President of the United States?

Oh I am sorry, don’t cry! Uncle Gryphen would NEVER let that happen.

Well anyhow back in the beginning of 2007, Sarah Palin was driving around Wasilla with two of her children in the car, and a state trooper security detail which followed behind to make sure she and the children were safe. All of the Alaska Governors have a security detail, and so did Sarah Palin.

Suddenly the Governor stopped her car in front of a house which had a party going on inside.

She jumped out of the car, leaving it running with the doors unlocked, and went inside. The state troopers watched this happen, looked at each other, and said “WTF”?

Now the state troopers are not supposed to interfere with the Governor in any way. They are just supposed to make sure she and her family are safe, so they sat in their car and waited for Sarah to re-emerge. Since it was winter time in Alaska they could not imagine that she would leave her children unattended for long, but sometimes even the state troopers are wrong.

Fifteen minutes go by. No Sarah.

Thirty minutes go by. No Sarah.

Forty five minutes go by. Still NO Sarah.

Now all of this time the Governor’s car has been left running with two of her children still inside (NO I don’t know which ones, but I can guess. Can you?). Finally the state trooper, who was quite concerned about the children, walked up to the house to knock on the door.

When the door was opened the trooper politely asked if he could speak to the Governor.

Sarah was having lots and lots of fun, while her children were outside breathing in noxious exhaust fumes from her car, so she was VERY unhappy with the trooper. “How dare you embarrass me” She said!

The trooper tried to explain his concern for the children, but Sarah was very unhappy with him and said many hurtful and insulting things to the officer for simply doing his job. The message was clear - They report to her...and NEVER the other way around!

Governor Palin was SO upset that the state trooper in her security detail tried to protect her family, that she told them to mind their own business, and that from now on she did not WANT a security detail monitoring her in her own backyard! And do you know what children? She NEVER had one again whenever she was in Wasilla. Not even when she claimed that she and her family were in mortal danger from her dangerous ex-brother-in-law!

You see apparently the Governor thought it was more important NOT to have people watching her parent her children, than it was to keep them safe. Or well fed, because she also got rid of her personal chef in Juneau. Children do you recognize a pattern?

And that is the story of why Sarah Palin was the first Governor to EVER dismiss her very own security detail.

The End

P.S. I have been making phone calls all day and have learned from multiple sources, one of them once very close to the Governor, that NOBODY knew about any threats made against Sarah Palin's children while living in Juneau. Not one! Isn't that interesting?

And of course if the Juneau story had been true, it would make the fact that Sarah Palin later dismissed her security detail even more troubling, now wouldn't it?

Update: I have received an interesting piece of information that states I may have my timeline wrong. There is no doubt the incident took place but WHEN it took place seems to be in question. When I get clarification I will update.