Saturday, January 16, 2010

Sarah taught Bristol well. If you are going to prostitute your family, make sure to hold out for the big bucks.

Sarah Palin and her daughter, Bristol, earned an eye-popping $100,000 for their new In Touch Weekly cover, sources say. For just eight hours' work at her own home, Palin pocketed nearly as much as her $125,000-a-year salary as Alaska governor. It seems her decision to quit her political role is making big financial sense. Palin also reportedly earns $100,000 per public-speaking engagement, while she has a multiyear deal as a Fox News Channel analyst. Reps for the magazine and Palin refused to comment on the deal.

"Once we get our money we won't have to share clothes anymore."

Well I think NOW we know why Bristol needed that LLC. Hmm I wonder if spanking brand new public relations agent Bristol Palin brokered this deal? Oh boy that made me laugh so hard I snorted.

I am sure they are hoping that once they can get Levi out of their way that the Palin women can finally follow in the footsteps of their idol, Kate Gosselin. After all they don't want Levi to benefit financially from their hard work as pimps now do we? After all sharing the same red top and faking a birthday party is a lot of hard work.

88 comments:

  1. It's awful that mother and daughter have babies the same age. It's worse they want to advertise it under a right-to-life banner.

    Matching mother-daughter outfits is just 1950's tacky. It does nothing for Bristol, but I'm sure Sarah thinks it makes her look youthful "We're twins! No one can tell us apart!". Ugh.

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  2. mocha2:23 PM

    "Share clothes" What a load of crap! From the cover picture it is obvious Bristol outweighs Sarah by at least 20 pounds - she's two sizes bigger. It shows in the red jacket picture at the sink. Of course we know it's Sarah's jacket, we saw it during the book tour. But even unbuttoned, it pulls so tight on Bristol's underarms there is no chance she could ever button it. "Share clothes" my ass! They lie about things they don't have to lie about!!! Lovin' this bait Gryphen! Bring 'em on! Also, too, why is a 19 year old girl of 2010 wearing for a birthday party a wiglet not seen anywhere after Miss America pageant 1972.

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  3. Anonymous2:33 PM

    Hey, bumpits are expensive, don'tcha know?

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  4. Forever Anonymous2:33 PM

    Hey people check wonkette(cant paste here, hope Gryph doesn't mind) there is a clip of Bush and Clinton pleading help for Haiti, you can see the Bush reading along when Clinton is speaking. Bush....what an ass.


    Love you Gryphen.


    Now back to the grifters. The people spread on graduation day also made necessary to set up the LLC.

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  5. Bristol's hairpiece is leftover from Sarah's Miss Vice President pageant.

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  6. Anonymous2:48 PM

    Whenever I see that InTouch cover the first thing I notice is the little pic of Angelina. Then I look at Paylin...Angelina wins by thousands of miles.

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  7. Anonymous2:48 PM

    The lies are never ending. When will it stop? Just wondering has Selfish Sarah said anything about the earthquake victims or donated any money to the relief effort?

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  8. Anonymous2:50 PM

    O/T How difficult and costly is it for someone with downs syndrome to get health insurance in the USA? Is it considered a "pre-existing" condition? Will the health care bill help in that regard?

    I'm sure Money Bags no longer needs to worry about that, but what about the "Joe Sixpacks" that have downs children. What happens if they lose their jobs, or change employers. Just ask'n.

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  9. "We're Glad We Chose Life', huh?
    Bristol, by saying that you won't be making the same mistake again, are you refering to Tripp?
    Why do the Palin's get to choose but other women should not?
    And Sarah, choosing life and then ignoring the needs of your children after they are born, is a good thing?
    Bristol was afraid of Levi exposing Tripp yet she finds no problem pimping him out?! Levi will definitely get joint custody now. There is no way her arguments are going to hold up in court. And with Sarah calling Levi a porn star while seeing nothing wrong with Scott Brown's porn pictures, well, that's just the icing on the custody cake.

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  10. common sense conservative hypocrites.
    bri$tol is so not struggling.

    Please, spare us the "we chose life" bullshit.

    Shes a media whore just like mommy, pimping out her alleged kid.

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  11. Anonymous3:12 PM

    Doesnt't little triggy-bear and wee little tripp get at least an itsy-bitsy teensy slice of the that $100,000 for the photo shoot? How many photo shoots does it take before the laws protecting working children kick in?

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  12. Anonymous3:15 PM

    Te second American Revolution
    Another Boston Tea Party on Tuesday


    Vote for Scott Brown on Tuesday.

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  13. Um... Call me suspicious, but could that cover be photoshopped? Is it possible it's Bristol facing one way holding Tripp and a costume change later facing the other way holding Trigg? Bristol is wearing the clothes Sarah is wearing on the cover while Bristol is in the kitchen. In the kitchen pics it's Willow holding Trig. I don't see Palin holding Trig anywhere on the cover. Unless that's Palin's head photoshopped on to Bristol's body.

    Could it be Sarah just didn't have time and just popped in for a few kitchen shots and then left? We know her children are Trig's caretakers.

    What are the odds the cover is photoshopped?

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  14. Anonymous3:22 PM

    When is this BITCH going down? She's driving me looney!

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  15. Anonymous3:22 PM

    I'm just so sick of Granny Grifter & her tribe of low lifes. Everything out of her mouth is a lie or word salad.
    If I hear her say "common Sense'' one more time. Yet common sense is something she lacks.

    I can't wait for the shit to hit the fan. You must want to explode having info that you can't scream from the rooftop.

    She is so evil. I can't wait for something to wipe that smirk off of her face.

    Now if you will excuse me I have to study up on the Statue of Liberty in case there is a quiz.

    Oh how I wish ignorance was painful.

    I think I feel better now that I vented. Thanks !

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  16. Who *is* that holding Trig?

    Diane Palin? Is she out on bail? What happened to her trial?

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  17. Anonymous3:33 PM

    Did Bristol spend part of the loot on a hymenoplasty ??

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  18. miaiuppa, when you look at a high-res version of the cover, you'll see that the Sarah and Palin jackets are different. Sarah's is ribbed, with a zipper.

    That doesn't mean the cover isn't Photoshopped. The blue background makes that pretty clear, but it does mean that we don't know where or when or how the photos of Sarah and Bristol were generated.

    All I can say as a designer is that Sarah Palin, as usual, is holding Trig awkwardly, and for whatever reasons (change of photo angle or scaling when combining the photo) Trig looks smaller on the cover than in real life (or in the living room shot).

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  19. Anonymous3:49 PM

    Anon 2:50--Regarding individuals with Down's Syndrome, Social Security and most states regard them as disabled, so their medical needs are generally taken care of. Most states also offer early intervention, and individual plans of study MUST be developed if the children can be mainstreamed to a regular school.

    I used to supervise at a sheltered workshop, and there was a huge fight between those of us who advocated for the clients and a new manager who wanted to pay them "by the piece." His rationale was that anything the workshop paid them was deducted from their SS check--which is true if they were making beaucoup bucks, not the pittance they were being paid. ALL our clients were on SSDI. A few were approaching age 65, but I don't know what the policy is for rolling them into the regular SSI.

    IF $P was the actual Christian she claims to be, and genuinely regarded Tri-G as a blessing, she would do what many celebrities do when one of their family members is diagnosed with a disease or condition--become an awesome spokesperson. I have heard more than one celebrity say they felt God had given them their challenge precisely BECAUSE they had the resources, knowledge and contacts to give the disease a lot of positive publicity. $P is a waste in more ways than one.

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  20. Anonymous3:49 PM

    Not the same jacket, but Bristol's is too small for her all the same.

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  21. Anonymous3:53 PM

    Bristol's looking a bit heavy again, after being so thin for the Candies' shoot. Either she has an eating disorder like mom, or that born-again virgin thing didn't kick in soon enough.

    I think Levi ought to sue for full custody, and get child support from Bristol.

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  22. icstraights4:02 PM

    Hey Teabaggin' Troll: Scott Brown did PORN according to the "people" you vote for...

    I like it when you a live one on your line Gryph: Your troll bait has been quite catchy lately ;-)

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  23. Anonymous4:05 PM

    Palins = Whores

    ... who occasionally keep their panties on.

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  24. Anonymous4:14 PM

    Fortunately, we have the Obama family, to remind us of how a normal family lives and behaves in the public eye.

    Then there's Sarah Bundy and her brood. Interesting DNA.

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  25. and see how they gave B her mom's signature "bumped" hair, in addition to the shared red jacket?

    so weird....poor kids. (all of 'em. i include bristol, willow, piper, "the babies", and levi and mercede in my sorrows too).

    haven't we watched enough "child stars" totally freak out to know that being a "celebrity" person under age 25 mostly messes people up?

    think of the children, sarah.... oh wait, that would be contrary to your basic character.....

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  26. Anonymous4:19 PM

    If Bristol makes more money than Levi, how will the child support work? Because we all know Sarapac will funnel money into Bristol's LLC

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  27. Anonymous4:19 PM

    Ya know, that ethics complaint someone filed should have stuck. Look at the thousands/millions of dollars $carah is making. She would NOT be making this money if she were never the governor of Alaska, which put her in this position to make this money. Had she not been governor she would be a nobody. Talk about using your position for personal/financial benefit, it's soooo obvious, it makes me sick that none of them complaints became valid.

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  28. He's your favorite mistake....eh bri$tol?

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  29. emrysa4:34 PM

    now that bristol is "earning" the big bucks, when will she be moving out of mommy's house into her own place?

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  30. Anonymous4:40 PM

    Bristols hair is beginning to look like those poor women in that mormon polygamist,pedophile incestuous cult they raided last year in Utah.

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  31. Anonymous4:40 PM

    didn't Levi say.. they would sit around and Sarah would talk about how much money she can make off all of this?
    they are dense as in .. ones head hurts trying to comprehend
    but they are true money hoarders..
    who wouldnt be?
    Sad thing is .. the way they remain in the spotlight (err.. how they can still command the big dollars) is by being utmost fruitcakes..

    Their closets are crammed full with skeltons that would blow their image into smitherins...
    but it's all about the money

    the Palin camp will ride this as long as the dollars flow their way.. using whomever and saying whatever..they gotta to stretch it out as long as possible

    thing they don't quite realize
    The World is Watching

    they wont slip into oblivion when the money tree runs dry.. go back to life as they know it on a much richer scale
    The World is Watching

    once it is all done and said.. they will be hen pecked until every dollar grifted is pecked away and they lie in their own ruins..

    Sarah should know! being the Bible freak she claims to be
    Money is the root of all evil..
    the end result? .. is not going to be good

    She will wish she had retreated to Alaska after the campaign.. learned a few lessons.. put on her big girl panties.. and govern the state with dignity and respect..

    but them dang dollar signs..
    greed
    nothing good comes of greed
    nothing

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  32. Anonymous4:42 PM

    Yeah I have thought there should be a new Ethics Complaint filed against $P for using state resources for personal gain.

    Her appointees are hard at work right now trying to pass legislation so it is harder to file an ethics complaint.

    Let us pray/meditate (whatev) that the legislature does not cave.

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  33. Anonymous4:53 PM

    Funny seeing 'pimp' as one of the labels at the bottom of the story. Now, I envision Sarah driving around in a gold Cadillac in a fur coat with a giant hat with a feather in it. Bishop Don Magic Sarah ...

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  34. Anonymous4:54 PM

    To me, Tripp does not even remotely resemble Levi. Not one iota.

    Get a DNA test, Levi! Don't put Tripp in the FUTURE position of seeing his picture next to yours ~ and the neighbor's ~ and it being glaringly evident what went on twenty years ago...

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  35. How come Bristol appears to have a huge bust in the picture with the yellow blouse, but is quite normal again in the red jacket?

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  36. Anonymous5:04 PM

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Levi-Johnston-should-have-joint-custody-of-Tripp/284331696250?ref=mf

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  37. Anonymous5:05 PM

    Tripp unfortunately, looks just like Chuck Heath.

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  38. crystalwolf aka caligrl5:12 PM

    Does anyone know who is the woman in the white hoodie??
    She does not look well...!

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  39. Money or no money, fame or no fame, they still don't have a clue about babies and safety. Poor kid is in the left side of a double sink with the spigot right over the sink. One move (and how closely do you think they are REALLY watching) and the kid could turn the hot water on for a real scalding. Plenty of little ones end up in ER (and the ICU) just from that very situation. Too bad they can't seem to grow a brain in that household.

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  40. @mlaiuppa ...if that cover is photoshopped, I'd be surprised. Either that or they didn't bother to pretty up those pictures.

    The lighting makes them both look harsh (Sarah much more so) and it's generally unflattering, especially for a cover pic. My guess: the photographer doesn't like Sarah too much!

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  41. Anonymous5:19 PM

    1. In high res versions of the magazine cover, Sarah looks every bit of her 45 years. Bags under the eyes and a hard look.

    2. We know that the photos are staged, but really, Bristol bathes a baby in her pretty jacket and false eyelashes?

    3. This article is supposed to show what a good mother Bristol is, but it just made Levi's custody case for him. It does show that Sarah is far from a grandmother on the sidelines. They are mothering their children together. Sarah couldn't have more influence over Tripp.

    4. "We're glad we chose life." Why don't you allow all the other women the freedom to make the same choice you did. The fact that you chose means that you are PRO-CHOICE! Period.

    5. From what we've seen of Bristol's financial activities, $100,000. here, $300,000. there adds up to some nice change. She does not need to get up at 4 AM to work all day in a doctor's office, and she probably doesn't. Yeah, and runs her own consulting company, goes to school, has all this hands-on-help in the background, it's a sham. And, it ought to relieve Levi from paying hefty child support payments. Bristol is making far more money than he is.

    6. For God's sake, Levi, get a court-ordered, supervised DNA test.

    7. The judge should issue a gag order, including crap like this.
    And Sarah dissing Levi on TV or anywhere else.

    8. We all hope that the judge has good protection. Sarah is playing hardball.

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  42. anon @4:54 - With due respect, can we stop with the "Tripp does not look like Levi - get DNA" comments?
    Please?
    1. Photos of Levi as young toddler DO look like Tripp and
    2. Levi does not dispute that he is Tripp's father.

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  43. Anonymous5:46 PM

    Sharing clothes can be a problem when you all sleep in the same bed. Hard to remember what you were wearing in the morning when you wake up.

    Trailer trash hillbillies.

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  44. Anonymous said...

    If Bristol makes more money than Levi, how will the child support work? Because we all know Sarapac will funnel money into Bristol's LLC
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    I would not worry about Levi's financial future, I saw an interview where the Trump said he liked Levi and wanted to see him successful. That is like money in the bank, a done deal. And everyone knows the Donald cannot tolerate stupid, especially stupid women like Sarah. Plus there are plenty of "Cougars" who would be more than willing to give the handsome young man a "bump" up the ladder as so many have done for other men in the past. I can only imagine how pleased many would be to give Levi the masculine version of the "Pretty Woman" treatment to help make him more cultured and socially acceptable to the more affluent and celebrity crowd.

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  45. WakeUpAmerica5:58 PM

    Gryphen, if you aren't watching the Glenn Beck/Palin show right now, try to see a clip of it. When they talk about her being on SNL, I believe she said that the problem was that people were "atrophying" what was on SNL with what she really said. I could be wrong as I was doing something else at the time, but I would love to see that part of it again.

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  46. WakeUpAmerica6:00 PM

    It is toward the end of Beck's program.

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  47. is it my reading, or are the bulk of comments becoming more "anonymous" every post? that's weird too.

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  48. Anonymous6:23 PM

    Ella I'm glad you have all this figured out

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  49. Anonymous6:40 PM

    Anon 4:40--Every Fundie knows that the higher the hair, the closer to God. You should see what some of the Assembly ladies in my neck of the woods--old school Beehives, not the fake bumpit stuff.

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  50. I think Tripp looks like his other grandma, Sherry Johnston.

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  51. Hi WakeUpAmerica - I caught that too. Palin was talking about the public conflating Fey's parody with reality, and used the word "atrophying" when she was needing a word like "morphing" or something similar. What a dunce.

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  52. Anonymous6:52 PM

    Anon 3:49. Is Trigg actually being provided socialized medicine? Is that what you are saying?

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  53. Mac And Cheese Wiz7:09 PM

    Sarah's reliving her "blunder years" through Bristol, Trig, and Tripp. She was probably one of those people others easily forget, and now she's getting attention at any cost.

    I don't know why, but I thought Bristol had more class than this.

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  54. Sharon in Florida7:21 PM

    In the Beck interview, when he had thrown out the SNL comment, she was struggling with her reply and I think he said something like "there's nobody stupider than you and I are" but I didn't catch it. She's talking over him, it's at the end. Anybody catch that?

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  55. Anonymous7:39 PM

    Levi was telling the truth when he said Sarah would like to quit and take the money that's being offered. She quit for personal monetary gain. Levi has been telling the truth all along.

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  56. Just read this great post by Frank Rich of New York times.

    The Great Tea Party Rip-off

    In this cause, Steele is emulating no one if not Sarah Palin, whose hunger for celebrity and money outstrips even his own. As many suspected at the time, her 2008 campaign wardrobe, like the doomed campaign itself, was just a preview of coming attractions: she would surely dump the bother of serving as Alaska’s besieged governor for a lucrative star turn on Fox News. Last week she made it official.

    Here is the link:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/17/opinion/17rich.html?

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  57. Anonymous said...
    Te (sic) second American Revolution
    Another Boston Tea Party on Tuesday

    Vote for Scott Brown on Tuesday.

    3:15 PM

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    Typical teabagger, always advocating for mediocrity and the concept of lowest common denominator. Always trying to drag people down to your level.

    Time for MA keep the Kennedy dream alive: vote for Martha Coakley!

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  58. Anonymous8:12 PM

    I'm not charmed I'm sure. Therapy for all!

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  59. Anonymous said...
    Bristol's looking a bit heavy again, after being so thin for the Candies' shoot. Either she has an eating disorder like mom, or that born-again virgin thing didn't kick in soon enough.

    3:53 PM
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    These catty comments are unfortunate and beneath us. Let's leave them for the palinistas to make.

    Bristol is a healthy-looking young lady. There is no evidence that she has an eating disorder. Why is it that s'error is too thin (must be an eating disorder) and Bristol not thin enough (must be an eating disorder).

    There's also no evidence that she's pregnant again. She's just a young woman who looks like... a young woman.

    Now, as for that comment about the alleged burglar Diane Palin... is that really her holding the baby Trig? Seems like Levi's lawyer has grounds to ask for contempt of court for the hypocritical garbage Bristol's lawyer filed.

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  60. Pauline in UK8:22 PM

    They prepare food in the same sink they wash the baby in? They have no idea this is a serious health issue? They really don't care what kind of image they present to the public, do they? Just as long as the money keeps coming in.

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  61. Anonymous8:56 PM

    To the people describing Sarah's use of the word "atrophying" when she was talking about Saturday Night Live. In the famous Katie Couric interview, Katie asked how Sarah felt about SNL, and Sarah stumbled over the word "caricature." Sarah didn't know how to pronounce the word, so Katie kindly supplied it for her, adding "how they portrayed you."

    I don't think that Sarah knows big words like parody, caricature, satire, irony, or impersonation. Her response to Katie was that they were making fun of her. Sarah is always on defense.

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  62. Anonymous9:26 PM

    Yea, as if a mother is going to wash her child's hair in the kitchen sink, at his age, especially attired as is Britol. But, only for the cameras this phoney Palin tribe!

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  63. chancefavors9:37 PM

    What about the unwed African American teen mother from a dysfuntional Family?

    There's also the 17 yr. old unwed white mother from Oklahoma. Her mom's a drunk and her father never had a role in her life.

    How about the 15 yr. old Hispanic girl? She's a dropout with a 2 month old. Her dad's in prison and her mother works 2 jobs to support 5 kids..

    These tales would REALLY be cautionary, far more interesting, and at least, FACTUAL. Bet they could really use that 100 thousand. STOP BEING GREEDY..

    Bristol, you're no celebrity. You're just not that damn interesting. I wouldn'nt give you 2 madam's a dime of my money to read these bunch of fairy tales.

    If this garbage was sitting free on a table at my docter's office, and I had an hour wait, I still would'nt read it.

    Bristol, it's best you keep a low profile, get yourself together in your own right, and stop hoeing yourself and baby. Otherwise, your only claim to fame will who your mother is. And you'll be forever despised for it..

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  64. chancefavors9:46 PM

    Why do these 2 whores get to change the rules of what's supposed to be acceptable or unacceptable in our society?

    Ain't nothing cute about this shit..

    Why won't they put the real stories(societal/teen preg.) on magazine covers? Maybe it'll change things for the better. This bitch (Bristol) ain't strugglin'.

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  65. chancefavors9:49 PM

    **doctor's office**

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  66. sallynGarland,Tx10:05 PM

    sewnup,

    You are right. I was given a bath in the sink when I was a baby like Tripp.I did grab the faucet. The hot water flowed and my left leg was burned. I have a scar from my hip to my ankle. It does happen and it doesn't take long to burn a baby's skin. My dad simply turned around to get a washrag and I grabbed the faucet. People do bathe their children in the sink but, like my dad, don't realize how dangerous it can become. (The sadness he experienced lingered up until he died.)

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  67. chancefavors10:06 PM

    **wouldn't**
    Sorry.. promise to spell check before posting in the future..

    I've had enough of The Palin Family for now. It's 2 am in Michigan. I'm going to bed..

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  68. It is going to be interesting when the Judge give them joint custody, and then they have to figure out the child support. If Bristol makes more, she would have to pay him.

    I had a friend who's ex claimed their 2 daughters on his income tax return, even though she had custody and was raising them. The state came after her for child support, because they did not know who had the kids. He would have gotten locked up for fraud, but his father had connections.

    We are in for some more fun times, as we watch this custody battle.

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  69. Quetzalcoatl12:01 AM

    LOL Patti [2:53]
    Brill, they're serving custody cake, indeed! Good one. How apropos.

    I noticed Levi isn't there 'celebrating'. Nice ragazine, the Out of Touch, you say? Hmmmm.

    Should $P ever read, it ought to be 'The Boy in the Moon: A Father's Search For His Disabled Son' by Ian Brown. He was a newspaper writer [Globe & Mail] who recently won a book prize for it.

    But $P isn't like that now, is she.

    Here's a Review from The Walrus on the book.

    "Ian Brown sets himself the awesome task of measuring the value of human life—specifically that of his profoundly disabled thirteen-year-old son, Walker."

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  70. chancefavors12:06 AM

    $arah's loose..her daughter's got it honest....

    From my understanding, Bristol and Willow are the are the only offspring that the seccessionist and rogue share in common..

    Concerning the fee..
    does the baby daddy get a cut?

    Concerning that young man..
    The Palin's f*cked him over and tossed him aside. That's why he started talking. The Palin's created this.

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  71. Anonymous1:22 AM

    Well, I had sent In Touch a scathing email on this lying spread of theirs and evidently they're getting mucho mail: Daemon sent me a notifiction that their email box was on overload.

    Grandma68

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  72. Anonymous1:23 AM

    Given their accusations against Levi the judge should hold the Palins and their pet Flea in contempt of court.

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  73. Anonymous1:26 AM

    I hate to say it but Tripp resembles Chuck Heath Sr.

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  74. Anonymous2:01 AM

    Eight hours work and the fee that she paid Van Fly for brokering the deal.....

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  75. Anonymous4:43 AM

    Bristol's not too thin. She looks bigger in the picture because she's standing next to a woman who lives on Red Bull and Starbucks. Sarah is so vain about her appearance, but she has gotten too thin, and it makes her look old.

    Interesting discussion going on at Palingates about Track and the Menard family. Holier-than-thou Sarah, who preaches abstinence is the only way, sleeping with not one, but TWO men before marriage, and possibly at the same time!! And she may have gotten pregnant by one man, but married the other!

    No wonder she likes soap operas so much! And how will she explain all this to her conservative followers?

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  76. InTouch should pay a poor single mother who is REALLY struggling the same $100K to spotlight the not so glamorous act of bathing a baby while not wearing a gaudy red velvet monstrosity, while NOT having 1/2 dozen relatives at her beck and call all time, while wondering where the next diapers and food will come from.

    WHo no pics of bri$tol at WORK or SCHOOL??

    bri$tol and $'arah are fucking disgusting.

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  77. Anonymous5:18 AM

    PHUCK!!

    nothing pisses me off more than when someone profits, BIGTIME just because they were related to someone else!
    and when the someone else is Sarah,,,
    what has the world come to?

    bill in belize

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  78. Anonymous5:20 AM

    I don't think mentioning Bristol's weight is being petty
    Suspecting an eating disorder .. well it just goes with how weirdly disfunctional that household seems
    Eating disorders don't mean something horrible.. just that the emotional tone of the house might be a little off... well alot!

    I noticed her weight on the cover as well.. because during the Candie's thing she truly was rail thin... and seemed to get rail thin rather rapidly. She was pretty thick (and that is not bad!!) during the first People interview after Tripp was born..

    then a few months later she looked like she had dropped 30lbs

    So NOW.. when we see her on the heavy side again (again NOT Bad!!) one can only wonder what is going on

    Fluctuations of weight 5lbs.. 10lbs.. that can all be relative to lifestyle.. but 30lbs or more.. especially when she is working and getting up early and taking care of a baby.. she isn't lying around all day..

    Perhaps it is just nothing
    but I don't think it is petty to mention... that household seems to have alot of emotional issues... because Sarah is such an absent parent and quite the spazz

    I have never heard Willow speak.. but has anyone else noticed how Piper and Bristol speak in whispers and put their head down alot?
    Perhaps it is just shyness in front of the camera.. but they have been in the limelight ever since Sarah was Mayor..

    To me.. I get the feeling they have lived their lives saying alot of "Sorry,...mom" ... "Yes you are right" ...
    Sarah piped in when they asked Piper about her school work and she mentioned it was hard getting caught up.. Sarah stood over her and said SISTER! and was like.. oh you are fine! tell them you are fine.. or something like that

    Reminds me of someone I know that has a little kid. They kid comes up crying because he skinned his knee. The dad goes "OH youre all right!" ... hello! NO... they aren't "alright" .. they got a skinned knee
    maybe they don't need to be all dramatic about it .. but you at least listen to them.. allow them to express yourself.. you don't TELL them how they feel or should react

    I think Sarah does this.. and her kids reflect this
    and perhaps Bristol uses FOOD (either eating too much.. or too little - as a sense of control).. because of this

    sorry for long post

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  79. Anonymous5:26 AM

    http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/eAqJ0e3aKTS/Candie+Foundation+Town+Hall+Meeting+Teen+Pregnancy/z7iruEbLp-e/Bristol+Palin

    May 6, 2009

    Less than a year later:
    http://c2.api.ning.com/files/SyMtU-atQY5wt62JtjMG9Czq8N0Jy9wO3nUMqBfoR8qPZjbqD7asSmZDKHiT50605z6OBXwNOaNYTNbg19pDKqmWmMmnJa1x/palin2591.jpg (from teamsarah) .. hi res of magazine photo on inside standing next to mom palin

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  80. Anonymous6:01 AM

    1:26, so does Bristol. He's her grandfather so there might be a family resemblance that could extend to her son. Maybe you said you "hate to say it" because Chuck is such an ugly idiot, but people do tend to imply some very ugly stuff here.

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  81. Anonymous6:08 AM

    I was struck by the photo of all 4 of them, with Trop on the little horse. Trig is looking at Bristol with such happiness and intensity. In that photo it seems so clear who Trig's primary caretaker is.The photo I'm referring to is not on this post. It was on another post or blog, its from the same article though.

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  82. Anonymous6:46 AM

    for Margo :D

    ..and the Menards are also responsible for Sarah P's beauty pageant entrance and winning that title

    she was a looker but quite a chubby looker even for the 80's..

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  83. In the In Touch article it states that TRIG REQUIRES GLASSES. So where the F are they? Does he have his hearing aids on?

    You'd think they would want the kid to be able to enjoy his first birthday, since they went to so much trouble to stage the scene!

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  84. Responding to a few of the comments:

    "Levi does not dispute that he is Tripp's father."

    No, he doesn't, but would he know? I agree Tripp looks like Levi in the picture of Levi as a child. But IMO, in any custody dispute, DNA ought to be checked. Both sides should want this. The mother should want it so that she has proof of the father (even if there's only one possibility, nobody else can be sure of this). And the father should want it so that he knows he is responsible. From what I've heard, Bristol was quite a party girl. DNA would nail down the situation for everyone involved. There is no reason for the assumed father not to object, unless he's trying to avoid his responsibility, and the only reason a mother would object would be if she's not sure who the father is.

    "If Bristol makes more money than Levi, how will the child support work?"

    I understand that the noncustodial parent owes the money to the child, regardless of the financial status of the custodial parent. Child support is typically based on the income of the noncustodial parent.

    "the Trump said he liked Levi and wanted to see him successful."

    Donald Trump liked Carrie Prejean and didn't fire her when she initially violated her contract with the pageant authorities. It wasn't until later, when her dishonesty was too blatant to ignore, that she was fired. No offense, but The Donald isn't always the best authority. I like Levi too, and hope he finds a job that enables him to be close to his son and do his hunting/fishing thing.

    "There's also no evidence that she's pregnant again."

    No, there's not. A weight gain of about 30 pounds doesn't necessarily mean anything except that Bristol has inherited her mother's chubby genes, and has quit watching her diet and exercise. However, some of us are betting the odds. Bristol was slender except during the periods of time when somebody had to be pregnant with (a) Trig and (b) Tripp.

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  85. Anonymous7:58 AM

    It was only a matter of time before everyone here turned against Bristol Palin.

    Have any of you no shame?

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  86. Anonymous9:18 AM

    Sauerkraut said, " 'Bristol's looking a bit heavy again, after being so thin for the Candies' shoot.'
    These catty comments are unfortunate and beneath us."

    Point One: No one said Bristol was too thin at the Candies function or too fat now; they only pointed out that her weight is fluctuating wildly. This is not healthy.

    Point Two: When your only claim to fame is your illegitimate child and you pose with said child for $100 in a trashy magazine, you turn yourself into a celebrity. Celebrities who pose for magazines invite comments on their looks and that includes their weight. People who don't want this kind of attention say, "Thanks, but no thanks; I value my privacy."

    By taking the $100K, Bristol legitimized us talking about her hair, her weight, and the danger and ick factor of her bathing her babe in a kitchen sink with the water running. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

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  87. Anonymous10:46 AM

    If nothing else warning against bathing a toddler in the kitchen sink, who could turn on the hot water and get badly burned is a public service.

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  88. Anonymous1:36 PM

    You know, there's just something about all this that really ticks me off...I work three jobs, didn't get pregnant at 17, actually finished high-school, went to college, reared three children and still can't make a 100 grand a year! It just seems wrong that someone that has not done much of anything "right" gets held up a role model! I'm sick and tired of the Palins.

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