Sarah Palin to write a new book. Update!

Publisher HarperCollins announced Wednesday that the former Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate is working on a "celebration of American virtues and strengths." The book is currently untitled and no release date has been set.

Palin's memoir, "Going Rogue," released last fall by HarperCollins, has sold more than 2 million copies. Her new work will "include selections from classic and contemporary readings that have inspired her, as well as portraits of some of the extraordinary men and women she admires and who embody her love of country, faith, and family," the publisher's statement reads.

"She will also draw from her personal experience to amplify these timely — and timeless— themes."

In an e-mail Wednesday, HarperCollins publisher Jonathan Burnham said that "a number of ideas and concepts" were explored with Palin. "This is the idea which appealed the most to her," he said, adding that she is currently "gathering ideas and identifying favorite texts and examples."

How could anybody publish a book about "virtues and strengths" with Sarah freaking Palin's name on it? Is it supposed to be ironic?

So this will be a who's who of famous people that Palin will have to google to even identify?

Perhaps she can finally name ALL of those founding fathers she is so impressed with. You know like George Washington, Samuel Adams, John Hancock, Abraham Lincoln, Samuel L. Clemens, Ronald Reagan, Ronald McDonald, and Christopher Columbus.

Doesn't Harper Collins have any shame?

Update: And if that was not bad enough. Palin shopping around reality show.

Well I think we can finally put the whole running for president thing to bed now. After America gets a close up look at this family even most of the Palin-bots will be thanking their lucky stars that Barack Obama won the election.

Update 2: Of course who needs a reality show or book deals when you can just fill your pockets with tons of free stuff? Who in the hell needs 40 pairs of earphones anyway? Is THAT how her family drowns out that screechy voice of hers? (And before anybody else mentions it, yes I think that is Bristol with her in LA as well. I do believe that Willow is in pretty hot water here at home. And yes that is foreshadowing. Stay tuned!)

(Whoops I stand corrected it looks like Willow is ALSO in LA. My bad.)

Update 3: This site identifies the girl with Sarah as Bristol, but to be honest from the picture I cannot tell. The reason I did not think it was Willow is because of a new rumor swirling around up here. I may know more tomorrow.