Missing: One Anchorage city mayor. Identifying features: Grecian Formula treated hair, noticable lack of integrity, and the stench of moral turpitude.

It has been several days since Mayor Dan Sullivan called in too sick to host a radio program at KBYR last Wednesday, and then took a turn for the worse and was even too sick to be an interviewee on Glenn Beigel's "triumphant" return to teabagging radio a couple days later on Friday.

Wow!  Too sick even to do a telephonic interview?  Now THAT sounds pretty sick!

So I have asked around and apparently he is still nowhere to be found. Almost as if he were in hiding. Hmmm.

I checked his Press Releases but there has been nothing new posted since last month.

I then checked his blog (Jesus, does EVERYBODY want to be a blogger now?) and nothing new has been added there since February!

Well you know this could be serious! I think perhaps we should form a search par....wait...I just received word of a sighting.

Well I hope at least he has been behaving himself and staying out of...uh oh....

Some people just never seem to learn their lesson do they?

It has been eleven days since the story first hit the blogoshere and radio airwaves Danny-boy, how much longer do you really think you can hide?

Isn't it ironic that the man who vetoed an ordinance that would finally have allowed gay men and women to work and live in Anchorage without fear of discrimination is hiding from a potential scandal about his own sexual proclivities?

Some might even call that Karma.