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Sunday, April 11, 2010
The Sarah Palin Network. Tina Fey's triumphant return to Saturday Night Live!
The Sarah Palin Network Here's a list of shows from the Sarah Palin Network: "My Daughter Only Sprained Her Ankle, You Can't Seriously Be Considering Euthanizing Her," "Tea Party Wheel of Fortune" (Obamar is a Terrist), "Are You Smarter than a Half-term Governor," "Elites," "Hey Journalist, I Gotcha," "Alaskanence: The show about a single woman who doesn't believe in having sex before marriage, who is struggling to raise her three young children," and what do you get when a renegade snowmobile cop from Anchorage gets transferred to New York City? "Todd." "Fat Cat$" "Painting for Patriots with Ned Redstone," "Man in a Helipcoter With a Sniper Rifle vs Wild," "So You Think You Can Make Me Fill Out the Census," "Dateline: To Catch a Levi Johnston," "That's So Palin," "Dancing with the Real Stars: America's Small Business Owners," "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," and "30 Main Street," where Palin plays Lez Lemons, an uppity b**** so focused on her career that she's in her late 30s and still doesn't have grandchildren. Also starring Stephen Baldwin, Gov. Bobby Jindal and RNC chair Michael Steele.
This was the absolute best...shows what Sarah Palin really is-a ridiculous over the top media whore who exploits her low information base for money and fame.
Even though I didn't get a chance to watch SNL, going forward I will go out of my way to do so from now on. Just from watching Tina Fey imitate Palin so perfectly before, and from reading comments posted above, Fey hit the ball out of the park on this one.
After watching for only 2 minutes the sickening spectacle of Chris Matthews and others fawn over Palin, to the point of calling her hand notes a clever dig at Obama, I had to turn to another channel from MSNBC. It only underscore the problem of elevating not just mediocrity but also rank, unvarnished stupidity--which Palin exemplifies.
Tina Fey's pitch-perfect imitations will and should remind many people why Palin should not only never be voted in elective office again, but also should be ignored by any serious journalist or commentator. She is embarrassingly stupid, and is a source of derision in and out of the United States.
If we continue to reward that kind of ignorance in politics, we will have no one to blame but ourselves if we become only a second- or third- rate country.
Tina Fey is fantastic! I especially loved the "Hey Journalist, I Gotcha" because it perfectly captures Sarah Palin's vindictiveness and nastiness. My only criticism: Tina needs to wear lots more tacky jewelry.
I was laying in bed watching and laughing so hard I woke my son up!! He walked into my room and sat on my bed and watched the end of it... we shared a great laugh together before bed!!
Anonymous at 10 a.m. must of been watching something other than Tina doing Palin. He/she must of been watching Fox with the real Palin on it. SNL hit a monster homerun last night all around.
I loved the Palin Network skit. I'd have chosen a skin tight leather and sluttier jacket with, to quote John Stewart those "nipple zippers" but Sarah probably was unwilling to lend her's to Fey for the show. An enormous turquoise cross also for it's vital to wear symbols to remind the public how godly one is while charging megaa bucks for repeating terrorizing lies.
I have a theory why Palin was not born with her 'hand on the bible'...it is because she has one on a sharpie and the other is to use as a notepad:)
I love Tina as Sarah, but I do have a minor complaint (ducks as people throw things at me). Tina gets Sarah in many ways, but she misses two things. One, she has yet to do the Sarah Screech. She needs to ramp up the crazy just a little bit. More whine, more screech. Yes, it was a promo for her "show" but when have you ever seen Sarah without that "voice?" The other thing missing is Sarah's hyper frantic thing, plus that other "voice" like when she was talking to Oprah and talking about "if that was a GOOD interview, I'd hate to see a BAD interview." You know, that weird aside voice of hers when she's trotting out a rehearsed snark. Out of the side of her mouth. Basically, Tina is just a little too understated, not strident enough, not crazy enough. Same with her previous performances. She catches a lot of the essence, without the whacko overlay of tone and head bobbing. I'd love to see Tina do a Sarah Speech, with full frantic crazy. Mean crazy girl on speed.
Also, too...not enough makeup. Need the overdone blush, heavier eye makeup, and her hair not quite right. As we all saw, the only time Sarah's hair didn't look just a little bit bizarre (I'm being nice here) is when the RNC was paying somebody to do it right.
Who the hell loses weight when they wean a baby? You lose weight nursing a baby because of all the calories you burn in the effort (and having no time to eat, no sleep. . .) You gain weight when you wean because it's like Freshman 15, you have time to eat again.
Then again, she either didn't have Trig or she never nursed him. Her dramatic weight loss during the race was due to stress and extreme vanity.
Sarah's speechifying 10 mile runs (or anorexia) have made her as flat as a pancake.
Oh man you are so right it was well worth the wait. Tina is our hero.
ReplyDeleteToo great!
ReplyDeletePerfect with my first cup of coffee. And she even got to wear the slutty biker jacket.
ReplyDeleteOMG, this was so much fun! Tina was amazing making fun of moron Palin!!! I love it. I hope to see much more of Tina/Palin.
ReplyDeletePriceless!
ReplyDeleteThe Sarah Palin Network
ReplyDeleteHere's a list of shows from the Sarah Palin Network: "My Daughter Only Sprained Her Ankle, You Can't Seriously Be Considering Euthanizing Her," "Tea Party Wheel of Fortune" (Obamar is a Terrist), "Are You Smarter than a Half-term Governor," "Elites," "Hey Journalist, I Gotcha," "Alaskanence: The show about a single woman who doesn't believe in having sex before marriage, who is struggling to raise her three young children," and what do you get when a renegade snowmobile cop from Anchorage gets transferred to New York City? "Todd." "Fat Cat$" "Painting for Patriots with Ned Redstone," "Man in a Helipcoter With a Sniper Rifle vs Wild," "So You Think You Can Make Me Fill Out the Census," "Dateline: To Catch a Levi Johnston," "That's So Palin," "Dancing with the Real Stars: America's Small Business Owners," "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," and "30 Main Street," where Palin plays Lez Lemons, an uppity b**** so focused on her career that she's in her late 30s and still doesn't have grandchildren. Also starring Stephen Baldwin, Gov. Bobby Jindal and RNC chair Michael Steele.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPWBY-zmnKk&feature=related @1:10 mark
ReplyDeleteThis reminds of the white Oprah SNL skit.
OWN = Oprah Winfrey Network
PWN = Tina Fey as Palin
I loved every second of this. Uncanny how she has this chowder head down so well.
ReplyDeleteThis was the absolute best...shows what Sarah Palin really is-a ridiculous over the top media whore who exploits her low information base for money and fame.
ReplyDeleteMy faves were the death panel doctor and TODD!
Even though I didn't get a chance to watch SNL, going forward I will go out of my way to do so from now on. Just from watching Tina Fey imitate Palin so perfectly before, and from reading comments posted above, Fey hit the ball out of the park on this one.
ReplyDeleteAfter watching for only 2 minutes the sickening spectacle of Chris Matthews and others fawn over Palin, to the point of calling her hand notes a clever dig at Obama, I had to turn to another channel from MSNBC. It only underscore the problem of elevating not just mediocrity but also rank, unvarnished stupidity--which Palin exemplifies.
Tina Fey's pitch-perfect imitations will and should remind many people why Palin should not only never be voted in elective office again, but also should be ignored by any serious journalist or commentator. She is embarrassingly stupid, and is a source of derision in and out of the United States.
If we continue to reward that kind of ignorance in politics, we will have no one to blame but ourselves if we become only a second- or third- rate country.
Tina Fey is fantastic! I especially loved the "Hey Journalist, I Gotcha" because it perfectly captures Sarah Palin's vindictiveness and nastiness. My only criticism: Tina needs to wear lots more tacky jewelry.
ReplyDeleteGenuine fear of Sarah Palin Inc.
ReplyDeleteThe hollywoodies can't have an outsider encroaching on their turf.
Brilliant! I love this clip, and will be watching it many times to add a little fun and cheerfulness to my day.
ReplyDeleteTina does a great job, but I wish she would have worn a much bigger wig, and as mentioned above, tacky jewelry.
Tina is too good looking to play Sarah Palin. The way Palin is aging, Betty White will be playing Palin by 2012.
ReplyDeletethis is so frustrating. can't get it to load!!!!???? not from here or the nbc site???
ReplyDeleteany suggestions?
bill in belize
never mind,, i found it on youtube.
ReplyDeletebill in belize
Can anyone get to Palin to tell her she needs to wink her other eye so it matches Tina?
ReplyDeleteThis routine was wooden and predictable and, worst of all, not funny.
ReplyDeleteI was laying in bed watching and laughing so hard I woke my son up!! He walked into my room and sat on my bed and watched the end of it... we shared a great laugh together before bed!!
ReplyDeleteDid Tina hit it spot on or what???
Anonymous at 10 a.m. must of been watching something other than Tina doing Palin. He/she must of been watching Fox with the real Palin on it. SNL hit a monster homerun last night all around.
ReplyDeleteI loved the Palin Network skit. I'd have chosen a skin tight leather and sluttier jacket with, to quote John Stewart those "nipple zippers" but Sarah probably was unwilling to lend her's to Fey for the show. An enormous turquoise cross also for it's vital to wear symbols to remind the public how godly one is while charging megaa bucks for repeating terrorizing lies.
ReplyDeleteI have a theory why Palin was not born with her 'hand on the bible'...it is because she has one on a sharpie and the other is to use as a notepad:)
I laughed harder watching Fey the second time.
I love Tina as Sarah, but I do have a minor complaint (ducks as people throw things at me). Tina gets Sarah in many ways, but she misses two things. One, she has yet to do the Sarah Screech. She needs to ramp up the crazy just a little bit. More whine, more screech. Yes, it was a promo for her "show" but when have you ever seen Sarah without that "voice?" The other thing missing is Sarah's hyper frantic thing, plus that other "voice" like when she was talking to Oprah and talking about "if that was a GOOD interview, I'd hate to see a BAD interview." You know, that weird aside voice of hers when she's trotting out a rehearsed snark. Out of the side of her mouth. Basically, Tina is just a little too understated, not strident enough, not crazy enough. Same with her previous performances. She catches a lot of the essence, without the whacko overlay of tone and head bobbing. I'd love to see Tina do a Sarah Speech, with full frantic crazy. Mean crazy girl on speed.
ReplyDeleteAlso, too...not enough makeup. Need the overdone blush, heavier eye makeup, and her hair not quite right. As we all saw, the only time Sarah's hair didn't look just a little bit bizarre (I'm being nice here) is when the RNC was paying somebody to do it right.
ReplyDeleteWow, she's curvier than 3% body fat Sarah.
ReplyDeleteWho the hell loses weight when they wean a baby? You lose weight nursing a baby because of all the calories you burn in the effort (and having no time to eat, no sleep. . .) You gain weight when you wean because it's like Freshman 15, you have time to eat again.
Then again, she either didn't have Trig or she never nursed him. Her dramatic weight loss during the race was due to stress and extreme vanity.
Sarah's speechifying 10 mile runs (or anorexia) have made her as flat as a pancake.