I found this on DIGG:
Okay, from what I've heard on Digg and other sites: Obama is a Muslim Kenyan, who was born in Indonesia with ties to Spain and even Saudi Arabia. He was able to convince Hawaii to print newspapers talking about his birth back in the 1960s and even print out the false statements that he was born in the US. Then, he sneaked into the US after living in Indonesia for a while and managed to get into Columbia and then into Harvard Law School. While there, he became the first African Indonesian to head the Harvard Law Review, and then he became a US Constitutional Scholar.
Then, he went to Chicago to teach Constitutional Law and become a Community Organizer, where he would meet his comrade, Rahm Emanuel - a mole in the system. They teamed up and thanks to everything before, he was able to get elected into the state senate, then into the US Senate, and he is now illegally the President of the United States.
As president, he has decided to rip apart the US Constitution, despite being a planted expert on it, and he is hell bent on destroying the nation. This only could have been possible with an epic failture of a presidency beforehand, so President George W. Bush is actually nothing but an operative within Obama's plan. Bush became a planted mole as a result of his father, George H. W. Bush, who himself started this trend when he was director of the CIA in 1976. During this time, he got word from former directors about teh Obama plan, which is how everything came to fruition.
Everyone is involved. the CIA, Bush, Bush Jr., Obama, and Rahm Emanuel. We cannot fight this conspiracy, as it is too late and has been in motion since before 1961.
9/11, the Madrid subway bombings, terrorist attacks in Mumbai, London double decker bus bombings, DC Sniper, the War on Terror....all a vast conspiracy planned since before 1961.
IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!
You know the really sad thing about this is that there are undoubtedly people who will read this and say "Gryphen finally gets it!"
heheheheh. How old was Obama in 1961?
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ReplyDeleteWow, just think: some wizard knew way back then, when he was an infant, that Obama would turn out to be the whip-smart character he is?
I don't know what these conspiracy nuts do with their spare time, but it's for sure they don't use it to THINK. Brings to mind puppets, and dangerous ones.
Ah yes - New World Order Conspiracy Theories.
ReplyDeleteThey'd be hilarious if there weren't so many people who really believed in them.
This person left out some of the juiciest details, though. Like how the UN has foreign troops hidden away in our National Parks, and after Obama declares Marshall Law, they will round up all the Christians and put them in FEMA concentration camps. How Mexico is in on the secret and the drugs wars are staged to provide a distraction from the real dangers. How HAARP in Alaska is causing the earthquakes and hurricanes. How the Jews/Communists/UN/whatever are going to take over the whole world, once America has fallen.
It seems to me that there are three necessary ingredients to fall for this stuff - ignorance, hate, and desperation. How did so many people come to this? I think there are a lot of people in this country with mental health issues.
Wow - excellent long range planning.
ReplyDeleteIt's Monday - needed a good laugh!
This conspiracy theory is no dumber than the multiple baby stuff accepted here as Gospel.
ReplyDeleteGryph - That probably deserves a comment about how good it is to see that you've finally pulled your head out of your Obamistan and seen the light, but instead, I'll just let you know not to worry - Dylan's on it.
ReplyDeleteTalkin' John Birch Paranoid Blues
Well, I was feelin’ sad and feelin’ blue
I didn’t know what in the world I wus gonna do
Them Communists they wus comin’ around
They wus in the air
They wus on the ground
They wouldn’t gimme no peace . . .
So I run down most hurriedly
And joined up with the John Birch Society
I got me a secret membership card
And started off a-walkin’ down the road
Yee-hoo, I’m a real John Bircher now!
Look out you Commies!
Now we all agree with Hitler’s views
Although he killed six million Jews
It don’t matter too much that he was a Fascist
At least you can’t say he was a Communist!
That’s to say like if you got a cold you take a shot of malaria
Well, I wus lookin’ everywhere for them gol-darned Reds
I got up in the mornin’ ’n’ looked under my bed
Looked in the sink, behind the door
Looked in the glove compartment of my car
Couldn’t find ’em . . .
I wus lookin’ high an’ low for them Reds everywhere
I wus lookin’ in the sink an’ underneath the chair
I looked way up my chimney hole
I even looked deep down inside my toilet bowl
They got away . . .
Well, I wus sittin’ home alone an’ started to sweat
Figured they wus in my T.V. set
Peeked behind the picture frame
Got a shock from my feet, hittin’ right up in the brain
Them Reds caused it!
I know they did . . . them hard-core ones
Well, I quit my job so I could work all alone
Then I changed my name to Sherlock Holmes
Followed some clues from my detective bag
And discovered they wus red stripes on the American flag!
That ol’ Betsy Ross . . .
Well, I investigated all the books in the library
Ninety percent of ’em gotta be burned away
I investigated all the people that I knowed
Ninety-eight percent of them gotta go
The other two percent are fellow Birchers . . . just like me
Now Eisenhower, he’s a Russian spy
Lincoln, Jefferson and that Roosevelt guy
To my knowledge there’s just one man
That’s really a true American: George Lincoln Rockwell
I know for a fact he hates Commies cus he picketed the movie Exodus
Well, I fin’ly started thinkin’ straight
When I run outa things to investigate
Couldn’t imagine doin’ anything else
So now I’m sittin’ home investigatin’ myself!
Hope I don’t find out anything . . . hmm, great God!
There are plenty of crazy people out there! Years ago, we were driving through South Carolina and we stopped at a place that advertised itself as the best BarBQ! My husband loves good BarBQ, so the best was going to be our lunch stop.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, we were raised on tangy tomato based spicy BarBQ where the sugar caramelizes and there are just enough spices to be tangy but not hot. This guy's stuff was mustard. Yuck!
The really important thing about the stop was the table display of racist literature. For a place in South Carolina, he didn't get the message that the War of Northern Aggression was over. Anything to do with Dixie was still flying. In addition to the racist literature, there were self-published books proclaiming that Abraham Lincoln was a traitor to his country, and his purpose was to destroy it. The story was along the same lines as the item that Gryphen posted. In addition to a bad lunch, we were served a belly full of hatred.
There is good news. Some one may have objected to the well know BarBQ place, pretty much on the basis of hate crime legislation. On a recent stop at the same place, the nasty stuff had disappeared. No racism, no Lincoln as traitor. The guy found religion and now his pamphlets have to do with how he found God. He still uses mustard for BarBQ sauce, but the grits were good. Judging from the right wing literature, you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Not even if you coat the ribs with mustard.
You say the guy that owned the BBQ " may"??? have changed his ways..You ignorant lefty.. perhaps his printer was broken! You foolish little woman that shouyld be home cooking for hubby should stop reading Mother jones and stick to new resipes for hubby. Your brains just are not up to the task of sunizing important data.
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