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Sunday, March 27, 2011
How Dummies Beef Up Their Foreign Relations Credentials. This should brighten your Sunday.
(H/T to both Alison and Cat. I may have to add this site to my blogroll.)
Oh my, my, my this is simply brilliant! Such a great way to start the day! The hair is perfect! The expressions are flawless. Sarah is a dolt and an international joke. Let's make this video go viral. Twitter, Facebook, blogs and news sites. Gawker would love this!
Fantastic! But where is the bit where she is asked what she saw in India? I would have loved to hear the dummy on/of the right describing what she saw of India from the car window on the way to her hotel. Great stuff all round Gryphen.
sarah to RAM: ¨The Sunday morning political shows are all talking about the Middle East! Why can´t you get me on any of these shows? I just had dinner with the President of the Middle East!¨
Looked up the definition of "dummy" and found ten examples that perfectly describe Sister Sizzle. e.g.: counterfeit, sham, fake, forgery, informal dupe, stupid person, an enterprise set up to facilitate fraud. Pretty well describes the whole damn family.
Anonymous at 7:07 said: "Finally, a Sarah voice I can stand listening to!!!!"
I felt the same way. I hesitated playing the clip because I truly get unhinged by The Voice (not that what she says is any less unhinge-ifying but the combo is unbearable). But, I could listen to this dummy repeating the nonsense with relative ease. Also, too, hearing her words come out of a wooden dummy's mouth causes less cognitive dissonance (if this is the correct expression)that when it comes out of a purportedly human mouth.
It now appears that this story is not over. Another blog has reported “Don’t worry folks, the story is just getting started.” This blog has indicated that a few major news organizations have looked into the case and “you’ll be hearing more about it soon.”
The more she is shown as the actual dummy she is, the better, and not only dummy...hypocrite, prevaricator, non-expert on anything, victim, agitator, antagonist, fear monger, scandalous money-grubbing harridan, et al.
Well, if they could only animate the dummy's eye's with cold hard terror in anticipation of gotcha questions - and put a nice big chip on her shoulder the size of a trailer house - it'd be perfect. Oh and, flash some skin and naughty monkey shoes also too.
That was most brilliant. I am so happy that there are people out there who expose SP in creative ways. Man, she is a lot of work, in more ways that we can count...!
Actually, the dummy sounded a lot more coherent than Palin.
I was visiting over at FantasyLand (c4p) and they are praising her interview in India. How well she answered the tough questions like who would you like to meet?
Sarah..you fucking ignorant slut... it is not a ZONING ISSUE.
ReplyDeleteOh my, my, my this is simply brilliant! Such a great way to start the day! The hair is perfect! The expressions are flawless. Sarah is a dolt and an international joke. Let's make this video go viral. Twitter, Facebook, blogs and news sites. Gawker would love this!
ReplyDeleteOMG!! That was brilliant.
ReplyDeleteDid you notice the ads at the end? ... for SP TOILET PAPER. Priceless!
Fantastic! But where is the bit where she is asked what she saw in India? I would have loved to hear the dummy on/of the right describing what she saw of India from the car window on the way to her hotel.
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff all round Gryphen.
Here's another great one!
ReplyDeletehttp://mockthedummy.addictinginfo.org/2011/03/21/how-dummies-prepare-to-shut-down-government-2/
Hilarious... well done!!
ReplyDeleteIt's even funnier to realize she actually said most of these things. You can't make this sh!t up.
Thanks, Gryphen. Mazel Tov!!
Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin weigh in on the Egyptian Revolution.
ReplyDeletehttp://mockthedummy.addictinginfo.org/2011/02/18/how-dummies-interpret-the-events-in-egypt/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1370371/Vice-Presidents-staff-lock-journalist-closet-hours-fundraiser-stop-talking-guests.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
ReplyDeletehaha this kind of made me laugh because I can sooo see politicians doing this and im sure it happens more often than reported by many of them
Be sure not to miss these!
ReplyDeletehttp://malialitman.wordpress.com/2011/03/26/more-sarah-palin-jokes/
OMG LMAO!
ReplyDeleteNailed it and yes you should add that site!
Thanks for keeping me laughing you have no idea how you brighten my day and days! Truly!
sarah: ¨Those two clowns are just puppets of the Lame Stream Media. Two bullies trying to destroy my family.¨
ReplyDeleteFinally, a Sarah voice I can stand listening to!!!!
ReplyDeletesarah to RAM: ¨The Sunday morning political shows are all talking about the Middle East! Why can´t you get me on any of these shows? I just had dinner with the President of the Middle East!¨
ReplyDeleteThe funniest part is her answer on Libya, which is essentially word for word her answer on Fox about Libya. Brilliant stuff.
ReplyDeleteLoved it! Wish they'd tone down the background music, though. It is distracting.
ReplyDeleteLooked up the definition of "dummy" and found ten examples that perfectly describe Sister Sizzle.
ReplyDeletee.g.: counterfeit, sham, fake, forgery, informal dupe, stupid person, an enterprise set up to facilitate fraud.
Pretty well describes the whole damn family.
No, Sarah, a zoning issue is Wasilla residents who want to sell used hubcaps from their front yard.
ReplyDeleteFucking perfect.
ReplyDeleteThat did indeed brighten my Sunday!
ReplyDeleteHilarious thanks!
ReplyDeleteThe dummy spoke with better sentence structure than Palin.
ReplyDeleteI would like to be a fly on the wall when she see this.
Anonymous at 7:07 said:
ReplyDelete"Finally, a Sarah voice I can stand listening to!!!!"
I felt the same way. I hesitated playing the clip because I truly get unhinged by The Voice (not that what she says is any less unhinge-ifying but the combo is unbearable). But, I could listen to this dummy repeating the nonsense with relative ease. Also, too, hearing her words come out of a wooden dummy's mouth causes less cognitive dissonance (if this is the correct expression)that when it comes out of a purportedly human mouth.
The Prostitute Problem Isn’t Over for Todd Palin
ReplyDeleteIt now appears that this story is not over. Another blog has reported “Don’t worry folks, the story is just getting started.” This blog has indicated that a few major news organizations have looked into the case and “you’ll be hearing more about it soon.”
http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2011/03/27/the-prostitute-problem-isnt-over-for-todd-palin/
Hilarious! Applause!
ReplyDeleteThe more she is shown as the actual dummy she is, the better, and not only dummy...hypocrite, prevaricator, non-expert on anything, victim, agitator, antagonist, fear monger, scandalous money-grubbing harridan, et al.
Sister Sizzle is a mis-Steak.
ReplyDeleteWell, if they could only animate the dummy's eye's with cold hard terror in anticipation of gotcha questions - and put a nice big chip on her shoulder the size of a trailer house - it'd be perfect. Oh and, flash some skin and naughty monkey shoes also too.
ReplyDeleteThat was most brilliant. I am so happy that there are people out there who expose SP in creative ways. Man, she is a lot of work, in more ways that we can count...!
ReplyDelete"Mazel your OWN tov!"
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Wish I could master ventriloquism--I have an idea for the perfect dummy!
The funniest part of Tina Fey's impression was how much of Sarah Palin's own words she used.
ReplyDeleteHey Sarah Palin! You show us every day that you're really this stupid!
Actually, the dummy sounded a lot more coherent than Palin.
ReplyDeleteI was visiting over at FantasyLand (c4p) and they are praising her interview in India. How well she answered the tough questions like who would you like to meet?