Palin starts off the crazy by saying that the Wisconsin Democrats who fled the state to avoid letting a union busting bill get approved should be fired. "They absolutely should be fired. They should be recalled. They retreated. It's not like they reloaded, they retreated!" Meaning I assume that if the Dems had taken up arms and shot Governor Walker, like Jared Loughner shot a politician HE disagreed with, the Grizzled Mama would have much more respect for them.
Then Palin goes into a full on stroking of the new Teabagger "Just full of common sense "politicians to encourage them to release their freedom jizz and shut down the government, even though Palin admits that nobody has yet informed her of what actually happens when the government shuts down. (But hey, since when did not knowing something EVER stop this idiot from talking?)
After cleaning the "political lubricant" off of her hands Palin is then asked about those naughty Teabaggers who have actually been doing their jobs by working WITH other Republicans and even (Gasp!) Democrats!
To them she says that they need to use their "common sense and still (sic) spines." and to not compromise because that just leads to government working efficiently and voters seeing problems solved and how does any of THAT help a rabid anti-government movement?
But what about Rand Paul's suggestion of saving taxpayer money by refusing to send it to overseas to support Israel? "No, no, no.no! Me LOVE Israel! Israel very important to
On a safer topic Palin is asked what she thinks about the President of the wetbacks coming into our country and "chastising us about the problems at the border." Palin's response is that Mexican President Calderon needs to get back over that border and start creating more jobs so that his people will stop sneaking into OUR country and caring for our children, mowing our lawns, and cleaning our hotel rooms for one fourth of what we would pay an American to do it. After all Americans just HATE that!
When the issue of the two Americans shot in Germany is brought up, and whether or not that should be considered terrorism, Palin says of course it is because the guy was a Muslim. As that expert on foreign affairs, Charlie Sheen, would say, "Duh!"
As Palin explains it the equation is simple.
Muslim guy shooting two American soldiers in Germany = Terrorism.
Non-Muslim guy attempting to assassinate a Congresswoman, killing nine people (including a child), and wounding fourteen others = Totally NOT Terrorism.
In part two Pirro hands Palin the softest of softball questions, and lets her go off on her "Drill here, drill now" rhetoric (Which she knows so well she no longer even has to write it on her palms.) and to call out the Obama administration on their so-called "anti-oil agenda." After all "Gawd' gave us these resources, and it is blasphemy not to rip them out of the ground and burn them to allow carbon monoxide free so that we can finally warm this damn planet up.
Palin has more unsolicited advice by suggesting that we start a war with Libya, because you just cannot have too many wars going on in the Middle East at the same time. (That's right folks, in Palin-land the way to get a handle on fiscal spending is to cut spending on Medicaid, social security, and teacher's salaries while starting as many wars as possible in foreign countries. Makes perfect sense if you are insane. )
Palin's response to the next question is one that is certain to give Pay-Per-View producers erect nipples all over this country when Snowdrift Snooki essentially challenges Kathy Griffin to come up to Alaska for a girl on girl tundra wrestling match. She even calls Griffin a "Fifty year old, has been comedian." (Kathy if you want to fly up to confront Palin you can absolutely count on me to pay for the air fair.)
As many of you probably remember Griffin did walk right up and knock on Sarah's door once before but nobody bothered to answer. Perhaps after this tough talk Klondike Kardashian will feel compelled to resist the urge to hide in her bedroom if it happens again.
Palin is definitely gearing up for something as she has done at least three back to back interviews (All with the same tightly bound bun pulling the wrinkles out of her face.), and each of them seemed to focus quite a bit on the domestic and foreign difficulties the country is facing, which certainly seems to suggest that Palin might actually be considering throwing her bumpit into the presidential ring in the very near future.
And if she did start campaigning we really could not be surprised, since she said she would only consider it if NOBODY else that shared her values entered the race. Well since, as of right now, not one single person has officially entered the race on the GOP side, I guess that criterion has been met.